These Old Broads (2001 TV Movie)
Joan Collins: Addie Holden
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Quotes
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Kate Westbourne : I know a friend who lipoed her stomach once. A few months later, she looked like Jabba the Hutt.
Miriam : Who's Jabba the Hutt?
Addie Holden : It's a sea slug, Mummy, from outer space and it's not a compliment.
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Addie Holden : The man died literally on top of me.
Piper Grayson : Isn't it what most men want - to die in the saddle?
Addie Holden : It is not that great for the saddle.
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Wesley Westbourne : You and Miss Westbourne had... uyuh... relations with the director.
Addie Holden : Not at the same time, obviously.
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Miriam : That's her Hollywood voice.
Addie Holden : Can it, mummy dearest! I was educated in England.
Miriam : If you say so, Countess.
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Kate Westbourne : [sing-song] With makeup as thick as clotted cream, no you're not a clown, you're a drag queen.
Addie Holden : Well, if I've got the makeup of a drag queen, you've got the shoulders!
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Kate Westbourne : You really should try a thinner cigarette. It lessens the proliferation of the lip lines...
Addie Holden : At least I have lips!