Lewis:
He's watching us!
Fuller:
Do a woman's voice.
Rusty Nail:
I was just playing.
Lewis:
Do you ever miss Mom and Dad?
Fuller:
Yeah, I miss Mom's chocolate chip cookies, playing football with Dad on Sundays, going to... Oh wait, that somebody else's childhood. What I meant was, "No."
Rusty Nail:
Candy Cane? Hey anybody know a Candy Cane?
Lewis:
Rusty Nail?
Ice Truck Driver:
Do you guys need help back to the main road?
Fuller:
No, we're okay, now that we're not murdered or anything.
[
about the car]
Venna:
Have you guys named it yet?
Fuller:
Not yet, but we were thinking about "Tad" or "Lewis's Shitty Newport".
Fuller:
I have never felt like more of a pussy in my entire life.
[
after installing the CB]
Fuller:
This is like some kinda prehistoric Internet.
Fuller:
Stay the fuck back man I've got a gun!
Ice Truck Driver:
And I've got a mastercard.
Venna:
I'm not going anywhere until somebody tells me why I should be afraid of a radio.
Rusty Nail:
[
on the phone] Ya know what I really get a kick out of? Pretending the person I'm talking to is right next to me. Right next to me...
Venna:
How afraid should I be?
Fuller:
More than usual.
[
Over the CB radio]
Rusty Nail:
You know, Black Sheep, you really oughtta get that fixed.
Fuller:
Get what fixed?
Rusty Nail:
Your tail light.
Rusty Nail:
Apologize.
Fuller:
No. Listen, you sick fuck, you pathetic, lonely, walkie-talkie, freak show motherfucker. You're not getting anything from me. Know why? Because I have something that's more powerful then your psychosis. It's called a volume knob, and the only thing I have to do to make you go away is to turn it counterclockwise. You got that? You copy that?
Rusty Nail:
You know, Black Sheep, you really ought to get that fixed.
Fuller:
Get what fixed?
Rusty Nail:
Your taillight.
[
after Paul Walker intentionally runs off the road]
Fuller:
So, do you need me to drive, er, you good?
Fuller:
[
holding up his thumb and index finger] I got a gun!
Fuller:
[
talking into the CB radio] Howdy, you got Black Sheep here with Mama's Boy. Who we got? over.
Lewis:
Can I please get a better handle than Mama's Boy?
Fuller:
No.
Fuller:
Alright no cops 'til Jamestown. Free to speed like a mother fucker for like the next 40 miles or so.
Fuller:
[
Fuller and Lewis are driving] You know, with the exception of the seat spring piercing my ass, this ride's excellent.
Lewis:
I've got a plan.
Venna:
What's your plan?
Lewis:
Let's never go back there again.
Venna:
Oh, I can't wait to never go back there.
Fuller:
Do what I do. Just remind yourself that in a hundred years you're gonna be dead. It's the closest thing I've got to a philosophy.
[
after fuller has the cb radio installed]
Lewis:
You put a hole in my car.
Fuller:
Come on, I know what Dad says about me behind my back. That I'm the world's biggest loser. And that's coming from a plumber! That's coming from a man who wears a lime green jumpsuit to work everyday!
Rusty Nail:
Now they know what it feels like... to be the butt-end of the joke. Your palms sweating, your face burning up. Now they know what it's like... to be the fucking punch line.
Lewis:
You should call home every once in a while. You know, when you don't need bail money?
Fuller:
Yeah, but how often is that?
Fuller:
Hey, you came all the way to Salt Lake for me?
Lewis:
Well, you are technically still my brother.
Local in Nebraska Bar:
[
to Lewis] I said, is this your bitch? Cause if it is your bitch, you better shut your bitch up.
Fuller:
[
running towards them] Bitch, are you mouthing off again? I'm sorry man, it's just so hard to keep them in line now'a'days.
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