Psycho Beach Party (2000)

Danni Wheeler: Berdine

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Quotes 

• Berdine : No one understands Bettina. Her screen persona is a brilliant comment on the socio-political structure of stardom.

  Florence "Chicklet" Forrest : You get all that from "The Pizza Waitress with Three Heads"? I guess we are the only ones watching the movie.

• Berdine : They look like beatniks, should I unpack my bongos?

  Marvel Ann : I intend to unpack mine.

• Berdine : [excited]  Miss Barnes, you are more than a mere sex kitten. You are the sentient embodiment of the Nietzschean superman, ever striving, striking a blow for the truth in the eternal battle of the sexes!

  Bettina Barnes : That is what I have been telling my agent for months.

• Berdine : [excited]  Bettina Barnes! I loved you in "The Tarantula Queen of Hoboken"! I swear, I saw "Sex Kittens and the Killer Meatballs" 16 times!

• Bettina Barnes : Another lousy sci-fi flick. Berdine, I just can't identify with the Rat-Faced Girl from Mars.

  Berdine : Is it really that bad?

  Bettina Barnes : Honey, Lassie could fart out a better script.