Bad Girls (1999–2006)

Kika Mirylees: Julie Johnston, Julie Johnson, Julie J

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Quotes 

• Julie j : What are you going to call yourself Yvonne?

  Yvonne Atkins : Oh, it's gotta be a name with discipline for me, girls. Call me Sylvia Hollamby, the stern screw that likes strictness and spanking. Disobedience will be severely dealt with.

• Karen Betts : That little incident, giving the hand-job under the table in the visitor's room, didn't help you much.

  Julie, J : But...

  Julie, J : That was nothing.

  Karen Betts : It's out of my hands... No pun intended.

• Nikki Wade : I can't keep it at the right temperature.

  Julie, J : Well, what we thought was, we could all take in turns to come out and hug it.

  Nikki Wade : Pardon?

  Julie, J : Body heat. You now? Thought we could take it in turns.

  Nikki Wade : You can count me out. What about at night? Doesn't it have to be kept warm permanently?

  Julie Saunders : Does it? Oh, shit.

• Tina Purvis : [about Fenner]  He's like a flippin' boomerang - he just keeps coming back.

  Julie Saunders : A bit like you, Teen.

  Julie Johnston : Fenner's more like herpes, that keeps comin' back n'all.

• Julie Johnston : You may be able to scam some of the newer girls, Fenner, but we know what colour your shit is.

• [a man, accompanied by Di, is moving hairdressing equipment into the two Julies' cell] 

  Julie Saunders : What you puttin' it in here for?

  Di Barker : Because this is your new salon.

  Julie Saunders : You're having a flippin' laugh, int ya?

  Di Barker : Even the best hairdressers had to start somewhere.

  Julie Johnston : Not in a bleedin' cell, they never!

• Julie Johnston : She didn't do it!

  Julie Saunders : Ju!

  Julie Johnston : I did it! I killed Fenner!

  Pat Kerrigan : No, you didn't! Neither of you did - it was me. I killed Fenner!

  Arun Parmar : No, she didn't - I did.

  Sheena Williams : No, I killed Fenner.

  Tina Purvis : No, it weren't - it was me. I killed Fenner.

  Janine Nebeski : No, piss on this! I killed Fenner.

  Darlene Cake : And me, I killed Fenner.

  [further inmates stand up announcing "I killed Fenner"] 

  Phyl Oswyn : It was bad enough before I went away, now it's a bloody mad house.

  Bev Tull : Welcome to the asylum!

  [she stands up] 

  Bev Tull : Actually, I killed Fenner!

• Al Mackenzie : [In an attempt to stop the prison being privatized, the women have taken actor Christopher Biggins, whilst visiting the prison, hostage. He is keeping them entertained with a Shakespearean monologue]  This is pish!

  Christopher Biggins : I'm doing my BEST! What do you want? Prozzie jokes?

  Julie Johnston : Prozzie jokes?

  Julie Saunders : Excuse me?

  Julie Johnston : Punters is the only jokes we know.

  Christopher Biggins : Sorry, no offence intended.