Bad Girls (1999–2006)
Philip McGough: Dr. Nicholson, Dr Nicholson
Quotes
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Janine Nebeski : Listen, yeah. I didn't really understand what that eye doctor was goin' on about. Erm, well, I mean, I'm just askin', yeah, I will be able to see again, won't I?
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson : The ophthalmologist says your cornea's scratched, so keep taking Cloranfenicol to avoid any enophthalmitis and you might make some progress.
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Di Barker : I'll be off now.
Sylvia Hollamby : I sometimes wonder who's got more rights, us or the cons.
Di Barker : I'll soon be back.
Sylvia Hollamby : Course.
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson : Jim'll fix it.
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Dr. Malcolm Nicholson : [walking into a pawn brokers, looking for an engagement ring] Looking for something conventional, not too pricy. How about that top one there, how much is that?
Sales Assistant : A hundred and fifty, sir.
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson : Good God!
Sales Assistant : Well, it's nine-carrot gold and it's got the...
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson : [interrupting] Forget the pitch! Much too expensive.
Sales Assistant : [she shows Malcolm some cheaper rings] Well, we've got these.
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson : Ah, yes. That's more like it.
Sales Assistant : Only... they're cubic zircon, they're not real diamonds.
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson : Yeah, well it's the sparkle, isn't it? I can't tell the difference.
Sales Assistant : Er, do you know the size you'd like, sir?
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson : Well, how big's a pork sausage? I don't know! Fairly large!
Sales Assistant : That'll be twenty-nine pounds and ninety-nine pence.
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson : I trust you'll throw in a presentation box.