Guest House Paradiso (1999)

Kate Ashfield: Mrs. Hardy

Quotes 

• Mrs Hardy : [ordering breakfast]  Where do your eggs come from?

  Richard Twat : Ermm... Hen's vaginas?

• Mrs Hardy : He's a black belt in karate, you know.

  Richard Twat : More like a pink belt in hanging about gentlemen's lavatories on Hamstead Heath.