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Artie Mitchell: Those cigarettes aren't going to kill you, brother. I am.

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Artie Mitchell: You got any pot?

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Lionel: Art, what the hell are you looking for?
Artie Mitchell: The blow. The blow The blow!

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[on Jim's answering machine]
Artie Mitchell: Hello mister perfect, I just called to say fuck you!

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Jim Mitchell: [directing] Fuck her like you mean it man.

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Artie Mitchell: What's your name again?
Jamie the "Actress": Jamie.
Artie Mitchell: Jamie, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
Jamie the "Actress": [she laughs] Get out of here!
Artie Mitchell: I'm serious, you're the most beautiful woman in this hot tub.
Jamie the "Actress": So, where's your wife?
Karen Mitchell: She's right here, Asshole!
Jamie the "Actress": Bitch.
Artie Mitchell: Honey!

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