- Madame Flambeau: What's for dinner?
- Strongman: [Nervously] The Blowfish, as you requested
- Madame Flambeau: On second thoughts, I think today I'll have... Seadonkey!
- Pinocchio: No!
- Madame Flambeau: Be sure to cook him for an extra long time
- Pinocchio: No, please!
- Madame Flambeau: [to Pinocchio] Little boys are so tough!
- Pinocchio: I'll perform!
- Madame Flambeau: Unless they're cooked for a long, long time. That's a good boy, but it's not good enough, it's not brilliant, it's not fit in a royal performance. Now let's see, what should I do? Perhaps for a finale, I should send Geppetto up in a burst of flames, how spectacular! Do you agree?
- Puppet Geppetto: Pinocchio, I hate to interrupt your conversation, but...
- [Sizzler blows a fire with his breath onto the wood making a campfire]
- [Puppet Geppetto is in the theatre room alone, practicing on the stage]
- Puppet Geppetto: 1, 2, 3, step, push back the slide
- Pinocchio: [Runs onto the stage] Papa, I...
- Puppet Geppetto: Pinocchio, where did you go?
- Pinocchio: Lampwick's in trouble!
- Puppet Geppetto: Never mind that, today we're performing for the Prince!
- [Bows down pretending the Prince is there]
- Puppet Geppetto: Oh, your highness!
- Pinocchio: Papa! Papa, snap out of it! Lampwick needs us!
- Puppet Geppetto: Of course he does, son. Everybody wants a piece of the star
- Pinocchio: But Papa, you're a puppet!
- Puppet Geppetto: Yes, well it took a bit of getting used to, I have to say I'm rather fond of it now. No more aches and pains, no taxes to pay, don't have to brush my teeth or take a bath...
- Pinocchio: Have you lost your mind?
- Puppet Geppetto: No, my son, I've found my real calling
- [Strongman and 3 chefs run into the theatre room looking for Pinocchio, who runs out of sight just in time. Strongman sends 2 of the chefs one way, then Strongman and the third chef run the other way]
- Puppet Geppetto: [Verbalizing] Huh. When is that boy going to start settling down?
- [In the Heart of the Mountain by the Magic Water]
- Puppet Pinocchio: What is real and what is pretend? Papa, is my real nature a boy? Or am I just a puppet
- Puppet Geppetto: [Smiling] You know the answer to that, Pinocchio
- Puppet Pinocchio: Well, I think I do, but
- [Puppet Pinocchio looks at Blue, who literally fades into thin air. He then gasps as he looks at his magic compass]
- Pepe the Cricket: [to Puppet Pinocchio] It's your call, kid
- Puppet Geppetto: Alright
- [holds Puppet Pinocchio's hand]
- Puppet Pinocchio, Puppet Geppetto: [Run towards the Magic Water] Here we go!
- [Jump in the magic water together and seconds later resurface in their human forms. They happily look at their human hands, then at each other]
- Geppetto: Pinocchio!
- Pinocchio: It's really you!
- Lampwick: Yes!
- [the father and son hug each other]
- Geppetto: [Showing off his humanity to Felinet and Volpe] Look!
- [Felinet and Volpe excitedly kiss each other as Geppetto and Pinocchio make their way out of the water]
- Volpe: Holy Stromboli!
- Felinet: [Ecstatic] We're gonna be human again!
- [Felinet and Volpe cheer in excitement then jump in the Magic Water together]
- [Pinocchio and Lampwick are at Carnival Nero watching a presentation in a booth with Madame Flambeau and a man with a deformed leg]
- Madame Flambeau: Now, sir, you say you afflicted... with what?
- Horace: Well, the thing is, I've got one leg shorter than the other
- Madame Flambeau: I see one perfectly formed leg, and another that has yet to catch up
- Horace: No, I've just got one leg that's shorter than the other
- Madame Flambeau: And, my prince, what if I told you that it does not need to be that way?
- Horace: Tell me what you like, but I'll still have a short leg
- Madame Flambeau: But if I could cure you, what would it be worth to you?
- Horace: I could throw away these crutches. My, I'd be indebted to you for the rest of my life
- Madame Flambeau: That seems like a fair deal to me
- [Gives the man a bottle of Elixir]
- Madame Flambeau: Drink
- [the man opens it, and a ghostly sound emerges from the bottle]
- Madame Flambeau: Drink
- [the man does so]
- Horace: Not bad, not bad at all
- Madame Flambeau: More, more
- [the man drinks more, then his deformed leg grows straight down to the length it should be. The audience are amazed]
- Horace: Impossible!
- Madame Flambeau: My friend, with Madame Flambeau's Miracle Elixir, anything is possible, especially the impossible!
- [the man drops his crutches and dances in joy]
- Lorenzini: I'm growing awfully tired of little puppet people who have nothing better to do than ruin me. But I can assure you it won't happen again.