Charlie Schreiner: Mario - the Waiter

Quotes 

• Lena : You know what I think? You are sexually atrophied. Your libido is paralyzed like a cripple in his wheelchair. You make love, sure, but like a machine. For all practical purposes, you're still a virgin.

  Karine : That's enough!

  Lena : No. Your frigid personality will drive you to violence. Karine, when men fuck, they're not agressive. A woman who is invigorated by her daily dose of sperm, is sweet, relaxed. She sees the world with confident eyes. But you look at it with bored anxiety. All the millions of women who delight in vomiting on their men are confusing the act of love with mortal sin. What's in a word?

  [notices waiter returning] 

  Lena : A word like "ass", "prick", "balls", or verbs like "to fuck", "to blow", "to jack off", "to suck", to name just a few? How can mere words make you feel guilty? Oh, I got here in the nick of time. Don't you worry, dear. Hey, Bib

  [grabbing the waiter's necktie and pulling him closer] 

  Lena : . What do you think of my friend?

  Mario - the Waiter : Cute and classy.

  Lena : [draws him away from the table]  You want to ball her?