Coach Cherri Wolf:
Today we're gonna be talking about reproduction and its consequences. In order for you to learn what it's like to take care of a ten pound
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makes finger quotes]
Coach Cherri Wolf:
baby, each of you will be taking care of... a ten pound baby. First up, Jerri Blank.
Jerri Blank:
But I've had plenty of babies. Just none I've carried to full term.
Coach Cherri Wolf:
Come get the baby, Jerri.
Jerri Blank:
I don't understand the point of this.
Coach Cherri Wolf:
The point, Jerri, is for you to learn a valuable lesson.
Jerri Blank:
Which is?
Coach Cherri Wolf:
Well, if I told you the lesson, you wouldn't be learning it. I'd be teaching it.
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