Quotes
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Professor Von Rotten : [hanging on a branch dangling over a cliff] Help! Anybody, help!
Pablo the Monkey : Senor Professor, you call... anybody?
Professor Von Rotten : Anybody but YOU!
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Willy McBean : Pablo, we have to help him.
Professor Von Rotten : Of course you do, little boy! If you don't hurry, I'll... I'll tell your mother!
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Willy McBean : Professor, I'll make a bargain with you.
Professor Von Rotten : Rasputin Von Rotten never bargains with mere boys and thieving animals. Never! What's your proposition?
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Professor Von Rotten : If there's one thing I hate, it's sentimental women.
Cleopatra : Personally, I don't care very much for you either.
Professor Von Rotten : I hate unsentimental women too, and small children and dogs and flowers and sometimes I even hate MYSELF!