Square One Television (1987–1992)

Larry Cedar: Various

Quotes 

• Luisa : [opening her window]  What is the oldest piece of furniture in the world?

  Arthur : [opening his window]  The multiplication table.

  Luisa : [feigning innocence]  Really? I didn't know that.

  Larry : [opening window wearing a George Washington mask]  Hey, come on, that joke's older than I am! Woo hoo!

  [shuts window] 

  Cris : [opening his window]  Who was that masked man?

• Bev : [opening her window]  Yo, Larry!

  Larry : [opening his]  Yo? Yes, yo?

  Bev : What has three feet but cannot walk?

  Larry : A yard! Get it, yard? He he, guess I mowed you down, huh? Mowed!

  Cris : [opening window]  Oh, Larry, you are such a cut-up.

• Larry : Cris, how do you make a seven even?

  Cris : Well, duh, Larry, you take off the "s".