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7/10
Whodunit? Whocares?
pc_dean13 March 2001
Hollywood has a difficult time with mental illness. Typically, delusional characters are shown from the outside, with only the actor's performance to give you a clue about what is going on inside.

This is a challenge that "The Caveman's Valentine" meets head-on. In addition to Samuel L. Jackson's fine portrayal, director Kasi Lemmons actually seeks to bring us into his world and show us the things that he sees. In most movies, this is a recipe for failure. Not here.

Samuel L. Jackson's Romulus Ledbetter is a schizophrenic Julliard-trained pianist who lives in a cave in a New York park. He hears music in his head, and is haunted by visions of "moth-seraphs", whom we see in striking surreal imagery that perhaps too much resembles last year's "The Cell" for its own good, but is effective nonetheless. Ledbetter believes in a sinister force which he calls "Cornelius Gould Stuyvesant" (a combination of the names of three significant figures in New York history), who lives atop the Chrysler Building and controls people's minds with "y-rays" and "z-rays." The scenes involving the unseen Stuyvesant are the movie's most effective. The Chrysler Building, itself a symbol of New York's wealth, towers over exterior shots, and shimmers with malevolent green light as traffic lights flash and Ledbetter looks on with horror. The sequences are mesmerizing.

Jackson's performance, too, is notable. Playing a schizophrenic homeless man seems like an opportunity to play big, ranting speeches, but Jackson plays it more subtly. Ledbetter is not a sugary stereotype or an object of pity. Jackson gives him some bite that often makes him unpleasant, but always believable.

Like the character in "Shine", it is implied that Ledbetter cracked under the pressures of genius, and in order to make it through the movie, he has to face the mind-breaking terror of performing on the piano. In one particularly affecting scene, a lawyer (played to smarmy perfection by Anthony Michael Hall; it's good to see him all grown up) asks Ledbetter to play a piece in exchange for the loan of a suit. Ledbetter plays something (which sounds like Donizetti by way of the "Blade Runner" soundtrack), and we can feel the twitchy stress as Ledbetter's fingers touch the keys. Jackson has made us believe.

There is also a vicious humor in the movie's idea that a delusional psychotic, with just a shave and a good suit, can without too much difficulty schmooze with New York art swells. I don't know if this joke is intentional, but it sure is funny.

So, what's wrong with all this? Unfortunately, "The Caveman's Valentine" takes this great, textured performance and this brilliant visual depiction of the landscape of madness and grafts it on to a clunky "Diagnosis Murder"-style plot. The clumsy story, about a death which Ledbetter becomes convinced has to do with a trendy Mapplethorpe-esque photographer, relies heavily on the three c's: coincidence, contrivance, and cliche. It's got more holes than the back wall of a firing range. In addition, Colm Feore is uninteresting as the photographer ("Wild envy surrounds me," he says at one point;) and makes a far less compelling villain than "Stuyvesant." Ann Magnuson is wasted as the photographer's sister.

Jackson is brilliant. Lemmons' visuals are brilliant. You may never look at the Chrysler Building quite the same way again. Unfortunately, there's an old saying in the military: when you mix good troops with bad, you get mediocre. And so it is with the movies, too.
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6/10
Sam Jackson goes mental
dfranzen7013 October 2001
Warning: Spoilers
Romulus (Samuel L. Jackson) lives in a cave in New York -- well, okay, a "rock enclosure". He's psychotic, but he's also a gifted composer who studied at Juilliard. Decked out in dreadlocks and equipped with a passionate growl, Romulus tells all who will listen - and some who don't want to - that the man who put him in his position in life lives at the top of one of the city's tallest buildings. Whether this man is a real person is never made clear, but Romulus's rage toward him certainly isn't. He also hallucinates that his late wife is giving him advice and what-for, and that there are things in his head that tell him what to do. Yes, by almost any standard, this guy's a little wacked in the head. On Valentine's Day, Romulus looks outside his cave and sees a young man frozen to death in a tree. The police, after investigating, determine that the man wasn't quite in his right state of mind (since he was hardly dressed for winter and had been seen running around in that attire); but Romulus is skeptical, since a friend of the dead man claims a famous local avant-garde artist, David Leppenraub, killed him. Romulus's estranged daughter is a precinct cop, but of course she won't listen to the ravings of anyone, even her dad. So he sets out to do his own detective work. This does make for an interesting movie, especially since Romulus's prowess at the piano makes a few appearances. But other than Romulus himself, this isn't much more than a standard detective story, one in which the 'detective' isn't even directly involved with the crime.

Jackson is the entire show here. Just like Jodie Foster in Nell, Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man, and even James Belushi in Homer and Eddie, a character with severe mental issues is the main focus. But unlike those other characters, Romulus actually uses his 'deficiencies' to help him solve the murder. It's not as if Jackson puts up a sign - "I am deranged, therefore I am turning in a magnificent performance". Too often, actors (not necessarily those named above) use a mental handicap as a crutch for their character. This really isn't the case with the gifted Jackson, who performs exceedingly well, giving a powerful, galvanizing performance. Each word is dripping with energy. Even if the character of Romulus wasn't intended to grip you by your conscience, Jackson's work would have done the trick. Usually, one can detach oneself from a movie, kind of watch it from afar, maybe even guessing ahead who the killer is. But Jackson's so good, you can't really do that. You become his pal, and you hope things turn out okay.
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6/10
Average murder story with an interesting edge
Enchorde9 March 2010
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Recap: If an obvious crazy man told you he seen a murder, would you believe him? Romulus aka the Caveman live in a cave in a park in New York city, hence his nickname, convinced that there is an evil dictator living at the top of Chrysler Building. When another homeless man turn up dead, frozen to death, just outside his cave, Romulus is convinced that it is connected to this dictator. No one believes him of course, not even his police daughter. But Romulus get's a lead to a famous photographer, in search for evidence and to gain his daughter's respect.

Comments: Samuel L Jackson is always good, no matter what. And in the Caveman's Valentine he really gets a chance to act in his typical, somewhat bombastic style. The story is an interesting one where there is a real unusual hero. Romulus is crazy, for real, and there is no doubt about it, he's not just a misunderstood genius. He is genuinely crazy, and his inner monologues add as much to the story as his interaction with other characters.

The story is divided in two, Romulus inner struggle and the possible murder. They are very much connected, even though their goal is different. But the writing is very good and balanced as no part takes over.

In the end the murder story is good, but not great in any way. Good enough to keep interest and give stage for a really good performance of Jackson.

6/10
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Manhattan Underground
Lechuguilla13 December 2005
It's not really a cave. It's more like a rock shelter. But whatever we call it, it is home to Romulus Ledbetter (Samuel L. Jackson), a sensitive, and sometimes delusional, homeless man in Manhattan. One winter morning, he discovers a dead man outside his abode. But who is this person, and how did he end up outside of Romulus' cave? Or, could the dead man be just another one of Romulus' delusions? The rest of the film follows Romulus, in his quest to solve the mystery.

One of the film's strengths is Jackson's fine performance. With his long curly locks, his dark and grubby attire, his distinctive way of walking, and his stutter, Jackson gives depth to his character, and entreats empathy for a group of people who are too often stereotyped as worthless.

Another strength is the film's ability to contrast street life with high society. Romulus' quest carries him to society's elite. In one sequence, we see images of torture, while listening to opera. In another sequence, we see a homeless man playing classical piano to an audience of art lovers. The contrast is marvelous.

The film's downside is the contrived and hokey plot, with tons of improbable occurrences. Also, secondary roles seem hollow, and exist mainly to advance the plot.

"The Caveman's Valentine" is worth seeing once, for Jackson's sensitive and persuasive portrayal of a homeless man. I just wish the writers could have found some other, more plausible, reason for Romulus to interact with New York City's cultural elite.
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6/10
strange but engrossing
blanche-231 August 2001
This is another little film that held my interest more than the hyped up films sitting in theaters this summer. Samuel L. Jackson is an ex-musician/husband/father -- now a Central Park cave dweller - who is determined to solve a murder, mainly to win the respect of his cop daughter.

The story is very good, as is the casting and the acting. But the film seems rather pretentiously made in parts and Jackson's character is problematic. There is no explanation as to why a brilliant man with such moments of amazing lucidity should have shunned his wife and child and chosen homelessness rather than some sort of treatment. Still, an interesting film to see on video.
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7/10
I love the hair...
chubbylove2 April 2007
Wow… I don't care what people think about Samuel L. Jackson, that man is amazing. This film shows his versatility something fierce.

This is a great film about a man named Romulus who most would consider homeless. But in the film, if you called him homeless he gets mad because he actually lives in a cave by a little park. He's a used-to-be musician who ends up going insane and can't finish school. He ends up finding a dead man, and is convinced that he knows who killed him. He spends most of the film trying to prove it while also battling the things inside his crazy head.

The entire story is told amazingly unique. His character was very strange, and the way the director portrayed what Romulus was thinking was innovative, as well as straight forward. You need to see this film.
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3/10
Fails on so many levels
jasonw-512 March 2001
The Caveman's Valentine seemed intriguing. In my mind Samuel L. Jackson has done a good job of picking his roles and by pairing up with Kasi Lemmons again I figured this one would be a success. Did I expect too much? I don't think so.

This film lacks any kind of reasonable plot development. The obvious twists and turns are cheap rip-offs of today's modern suspense thrillers. I can only assume the book is a wonderful telling of a man's personality disorder because the film is not.

What convinced these great Hollywood talents to partake in such a poorly conceived film is beyond me. Wait for the remake.

1 frame out of 5
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7/10
Whose valentine are we all anyway?
lee_eisenberg25 July 2006
Samuel L. Jackson is usually a dependable actor, and he doesn't disappoint in the mind-bending "Caveman's Valentine". Playing homeless Romulus Ledbetter taking it upon himself to find a murderer in New York City, he really draws you in. We don't often see such intense portrayals of decaying psyches, and I don't think that anyone except Jackson could do it like this.

All in all, this may not be the ultimate masterpiece, but it is a movie that I recommend. You may not be able to trust your own judgment after watching this. Also starring Colm Feore and Anthony Michael Hall (yep, the Brat Packer).

Weird. The three valentine-titled flicks in my vocabulary are all thrillers of some sort. There's this one plus "Valentine" and "My Bloody Valentine" (those last two are slasher movies).
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1/10
One of the worst movies I've ever seen!
inframan19 October 2001
This movie is so silly - it's incoherent, the characters are barely 2 dimensional, the lead (caveman) alternates between cartoon lunacy & amateur sleuth, the plot must have come from a mail-order do-it-yourself writers school. I normally have enormous admiration for Samuel Jackson, but lord knows what got into him to make this bomb...
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7/10
An Interesting Whodunit
deltadave6694 September 2001
This premise for this movie has intrigued me ever since I read about it on upcomingmovies.com. I like Samuel L. Jackson as an actor, especially when a part is played to what I consider his two strengths. Jackson is at his best when he plays a) a slick/jive talking character, or b) someone who yells a lot. His character in this movie, the paranoid-psychotic-homeless-genius-musician Romulus Ledbetter(man, what a name!)does plenty of the latter! But when his insanity driven tirades subside, he becomes merely good at the role.

Many things are interesting about this film. First there is the struggle Jackson endures to stave off his madness while he seeks to find who killed a homeless man left outside of his cave. Also interesting is the depiction of Rom's madness as seen through his eyes; both as a representation of the inner workings of his mind, and as physical manifestations in the real world. The second was so convincing that I spent part of movie wondering whether or not Romulus actually knew something as opposed to just being crazy (his madness involves a "Conspiracy Theory" theme with a man named Stiverson( I believe that is phonetic, I have seen it spelled differently elsewhere) controlling the populace from inside the top of the Chrysler builing by shooting out "y-rays" and later "z-rays" that control people's minds).

One more thing to look for is a wonderful performance by Anthony Michael Hall as the bankruptcy lawyer who befriends our hero. It's nice to see Mr. Hall has emerged from his post teen star lull as an accomplished actor.

At any rate, it's worth a look-see at the rental store.
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5/10
Return this Valentine to Sender
brvhrt-49 March 2001
A can't-take-your-eyes-off-him performance from Samuel L. Jackson (along with welcome cameos from Anthony Michael Hall and Ann Magnuson) is overshadowed by a silly murder mystery plot. The trailers, posters, even the film's tagline ("The view is incredible") leads one to expect an in-depth character study. But instead of being the film's focal point, the Caveman is merely another 2-dimensional figure thrown into a cliched whodunit. The audience is left with little more than scant glimpses into this character's world, revealed through imaginary conversations, stark lighting, and winged figures that dance through his thoughts. (Complete with shaky hand-held camera moves and rapid-fire edits so you can't miss that it's a metaphor for something else.) What I had hoped to see was an intriguing character explained: what made him the way he is, why he believes the things he believes, etc. What I got was Columbo Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
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10/10
One of the best films ever seen
dbriel31 October 2003
"Cavemans Valentine" is one of the best psychological portraits i've ever watched. And i've watched a lot of them, since i love that type of film. Jackson does a excellent part, taking the viewer through the mind and thoughts of a schizophrenic. Never before have i seen an actor play a role, the way Jackson does here. You feel like being able to follow his twisted mindgames, although you sometimes can't be sure what is real and what's not. I like Jackson as an actor before, but now i have to admit, that i've always underestimated him. His performance is just incredible. The way he acts, you feel like every little part of this character is just as real as he is. To all the people out there, who haven't seen this movie: Watch it, or you don't know what excellent acting is!
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7/10
Misunderstood Movie
thebushwacker18 August 2021
"Caveman's Valentine" 2001 is better than it's 5.8 average star rating. I don't know if it's misunderstood, or it's the pimple poppers rising up again. But the performances of the actors, especially Samuel Jackson, deserve more recognition than this. // The Bushwacker 8/18/2021.
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5/10
A disappointing film:( The only good thing about it was the music!
Movie Nuttball16 July 2003
The Caveman's Valentine was really a disappointing film.Sure Sam Jackson put on a great performance and Terence Blanchard's score was great especially the theme but other than that this one is a stinker.During the whole film I thought that Colm Feore looked just like Liam Neesan but without hair.Sometimes you just don't know what is happening in the film and I didn't care for that mixed sex scene either.I really can't say any more except only see this if you are a hardcore fan of Samuel L. Jackson!
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ok for nut case fans
Bob71 October 2001
The reviews are up and down for this one, and it may be because of the psycho scenes. As the first reviewer noted, it does a good job of getting the viewer inside the psycho's head, but if you aren't into strange scenes with psychotic visions, confusing sequences, etc you might find it tedious. These aren't the crisp psycho scene like in The Cell, but more like visions. The plot is good, and the supporting acting is adequate. But watching this nut stumble around trying to catch a crook might be too off the wall for some people. I'd give it a 6.5/10.
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6/10
The movie that showcases a bravura performance by Samuel Jackson
Doomster23 February 2003
This movie showcases Samuel Jackson's acting talent far better than any movie he has been in. Watching him in this movie makes you realize how talented he really is, that he can do a role greater than his usual fare, that of being a hard-boiled, smart-ass black guy in either a comedy or action movie: `Pulp Fiction', `Die Hard With a Vengeance', `The Long Kiss Goodnight', et. al., all movies in which Jackson played his semi-typecast role. In this movie, Jackson branches out as he portrays an insane yet extremely intelligent man who is not malicious but rather marches to a radically different drummer than the rest of the world. His diction & facial tics convey the behavior of a jumpy, paranoid person and his humor is not of the vulgar but of the witty.

Jackson plays Romulus Ledbetter, a paranoid schizophrenic who lives in a cave in Central Park. He's no ordinary homeless person – he's a rather brilliant person who suffers from delusions. We find out that he was once a talented and aspiring pianist studying at the famous Julliard but now limits himself to composing music in his head. Romulus (Rom) now thinks that an omnipotent evil that he calls Stuyvesant is out to destroy him by emitting yellow `Y-rays'. These Y-rays can read, poison, and control a person's mind and to Rom, almost everybody else in the world is under Stuyvesant's evil influence without knowing it. Worse, Stuyvesant has a new green `Z-ray', more potent than the `Y-rays'.

The central mystery of the movie starts when Rom finds a dead, frozen body outside of his cave one morning. He calls his daughter, Lulu (Anjaunue Ellis), who is a police officer. The cops arrive and Rom tries to convince to the disbelieving investigators that the death was the dirty work of Stuyvesant. The victim is identified as Scotty Gates (Sean MacMahon), a model/employee for a famous photographer named David Leppenraub (Colm Feore), who specializes in shooting dark, sinister photographs, and the police classify his death as due to the victim freezing to death while sleeping outside. Soon afterwards, Rom finds Matthew (Rodney Eastman), friend of the deceased Scotty, and Matthew reveals to Rom his suspicion that Leppenraub killed him. He further reveals that Leppenraub sexually abused Scotty & made a videotape of the sexual encounter so he would have a video for his viewing pleasure.

Romulus decides to find out how Scotty really died and who was the perpetrator. No one believes his suspicion that it was Leppenraub so Romulus starts investigating at Leppenraub's private farm in the countryside. This is where the movie gets weak. The movie is based upon a mystery novel by George Dawes Green and the complexities and subtleties are lost as it is transposed into film. While the novel might show the plot as logical (I haven't read the book so I don't know), the plot as shown by the film is convoluted. It's as if the movie is saying that the who-dunnit plot is so vermicular that only an irrational person like Romulus could figure it out.

The movie also does not really reveal how Romulus went from a budding pianist to a person living in a cave; there are hints that he was afraid of performing onstage but no clear answers. I don't know – maybe this part is more fully explained in the book and edited out in the film for pacing. But showing this facet of Romulus would have added to his character.

There is a good performance in the supporting role by Anthony Michael Hall, (Brian Johnson in `The Breakfast Club'), who plays Bob, a bankruptcy lawyer who gets to know Romulus by loaning him a pen so he could compose some music. At first, Bob seems to be a sympathetic character not quite sure if Rom is completely off the deep end or just a hustler. In the end though, even he is amazed by the talent Romulus has with the piano.

In summary, it's a movie to watch if you really want to see the range of Samuel Jackson's thespian talents. But don't expect the plot to be remarkable.
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7/10
Samuel L. Jackson is great!
Emerenciano13 April 2003
Samuel L. Jackson is a very good actor, and everybody knows that. His performance here is remarkable and he really makes character strong. The story is interesting, but not brilliant or really original. Anyway, "The Caveman's Valentine" pleases and is recommended.

my rate 7/10
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1/10
Casting Ruined It for Me
brownsteve-3577710 December 2019
I loved the novel, read long before the movie came about. As I recall, Romulus was written as well-built and large, making his aesthetic nature and musical skill a dramatic surprise when he leaves his cave and re-enters society (rarefied society at that).

When what was needed was a black version of Broderick Crawford, Paul Douglas or Mike Mazurki. The closest to that in the contemporaneous stable of Hollywood talent was Danny Glover. He would have have been a great improvement over Jackson.

I was disappointed every moment he was on the screen.

Maybe someday "Caveman" will be remade with a more fitting choice as the movie's central character. I'd love to see it.

My own rating system is like the halcyon grade-school report card: A down to F, with the possible ornamentation of pluses and minuses. I'd give a "D" to "Caveman's Valentine."

I have the movie in my own home library, but I don't believe I've ever played it. I think the casting error, as I see it, must get in the way.
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7/10
A unique and fascinating film.
gridoon12 September 2004
"The Caveman's Valentine" is a fascinating, uncondescending exploration of schizophrenia AND a workable mystery with a surprise at the end. Before viewing it, I expected more of the latter, but the movie keeps its ingredients on a uniquely suspenseful balance. Samuel Jackson is impressive, both for accepting such an "unglamorous" role and for the way he actually pulls it off. Movies that have something different to show you are so rare these days that when you get the chance to watch one, you shouldn't miss it. (***)
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5/10
Disappointing and ordinary.
=G=21 July 2001
"The Caveman's Valentine" is, in all respects, an ordinary Hollywoodish film which tells of a homeless psychotic who lives in a cave in NYC, finds a frozen body in a tree, and..blaa, blaa, blaa. Jackson's interpretation of a psychotic is more like an impersonation of a little boy. The story is only marginally interesting at best and little more than a typical whodunnit. The film is full of annoying voices and lights and things which are supposed to be the Jackson's character's psychotic delusions and are a big distraction. Etc. Etc. I can well imagine DeVito, Jackson and the other producers - who almost outnumber the cast - watching the film and shaking their heads muttering "What the hell was I thinking!". Wait for broadcast on this one.
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6/10
Nutcase pianist solves crime
helpless_dancer13 April 2003
Fairly good yarn with Samuel L. playing a different role from his usual hard-ass bad boy. He suffers from some kind of psychosis which keeps him from doing concerts even though he is a fine musician, but his problems do not stop him from figuring out whom is the criminal and whom the scapegoat in an elaborate murder case.
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8/10
This movie was a good surprise to me.
mario_c18 March 2008
It's a very nice film with a suspenseful and mysterious plot about an insane homeless man (who once was a talented piano player) which solved by himself a crime scene. The plot starts being very strange and puzzling, because we watch the happenings through the insane guy's mind, and everything seems to be a bit confusing. However, that's the best part of the movie to me! It's mysterious, unexplained, bizarre and has some strange scenes (which pass only inside his mind) of pure delusion, and shot in dark and surreal way. Great cinematography, I must say! The acting is also brilliant, especially by Samuel L. Jackson, who plays the insane guy, ROMULUS LEDBETTER. He's an excellent actor and one more time he proves it, as a great part of this film is just his acting work! The film has a great soundtrack as well! I hadn't heard of this movie so far so it was a very good surprise to me.
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6/10
Jackson was Fantastic
whpratt116 July 2007
Always enjoy every film that Samuel L. Jackson,(Romulus Ledbetter) has performed and in this film he sort of plays a crazy way out character who is homeless and lives in a cave, but not Central Park N Y. You will see Romulus wandering in the streets of New York picking through the garbage and cursing at a man in the tower of the Chrysler Building who he believes is after him to do him harm. Romulus finds a friend of his up in a tree frozen to death and turns his attention to David Leppenraub, (Colin Feore) who had hired a photographer to take pictures while his friend was being tortured. Romulus decides to become a detective and tries to solve this case but he has a daughter on the NYC police force who helps her father once in a while and a wife who has given up on poor Romulus. There is one scene where Romulus decides to clean himself up and shave and get a decent pair of clothes and show people what a great pianist he is and a former student from the Julliard School of Music. Romulus does get into the sack with David's Leppenraub wife and has some very steamy love scenes. Great entertaining film, enjoy.
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Samuel L. Jackson is awesome…this movie isn't.
paul_supercala12 May 2002
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As usual, Samuel L. Jackson (`Pulp Fiction') gives an amazing performance. This time as Romulus Ledbetter, a homeless, schizophrenic musician, who helps the cops solve a murder mystery. Sounds far-fetched? It is, but the film manages to be successful in bringing the viewer into Romulus's world. In between his mad rantings, you see a softer side of a father whose daughter, Lulu (Aunjanue Ellis from `Men of Honor'), has become a cop and has done her best to avoid him in her personal and professional life. He is also haunted by ghostly vision of his ex-wife, Sheila (Tamara Tunie of `Snake Eyes'), who is alive, but seems to be powered by his want or need for her in his life. While some concepts like that are interesting, the story itself is as whacky as the main character. At some points it is convincing until you look deeper into the details, such as his love affair with Moira Leppenraub (Ann Magnuson of `Friends and Lovers'), wife of the alleged killer, David Leppenraub (Colm Feore of `Storm of the Century'), and his constant attempts to see her, even though she is far from the city. Overall, this movie moves pretty slowly for a murder mystery and I predict that people will either love it or hate it. Directed by Kasi Lemmons (`Eve's Bayou'), this film is pretty well made; it just has a few holes in the script that could've used some patching up.
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7/10
My Funny Valentine
brenttraft25 July 2007
"The Caveman's Valentine" is funny in both sense of the word. It is both odd and laugh out loud funny.

I imagine the producers got the script and saw there were plot holes. Instead of fixing the plot holes, they decided to just have fun. The ending result is a potentially somber film being absolutely fun to watch.

The main reason to see this film is for the performance of Samual L. Jackson as Romulas. He is a tortured genius; a classical pianist and composer who is haunted by demons. His performance makes the entire movie worthwhile.

I couldn't give this movie any higher than a 7 because it has some serious plot holes, but it is a fun movie to watch.
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