Osmosis Jones (2001)
William Shatner: Mayor Phlegmming
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Mayor Phlegming : Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise," "low-fat," and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.
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Reporter : What do you have to say to all the hair follicles recently laid off form the scalp?
Mayor Phlegming : There will be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back.
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Leah : Mayor, something freaky is going on with the weather.
Mayor Phlegming : We're probably just drinking some hot coffee.
Leah : Sir, look at the maps. What if Jones is right?
Mayor Phlegming : Jones? Ha ha ha! Funny, funny.
Leah : You care more about your stupid re-election than you care about all our lives. Something is going on, and I'm going to the hypothalamus to check it out.
Mayor Phlegming : Hypowhothewhatisit? Leah, wait! Who's gonna answer the phones?
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Mayor Phlegming : Son, do me a favor and read what it says on your arm.
Drix : 'For the temporary relief of symptoms associated with... '
Mayor Phlegming : Exactly! Temporary. You're nothing but a wannabe, a placebo, a generic brand. Marked-down, over-the-counter, useless Tic-Tac! NOW, GET OUT OF MY BODY!
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Mayor Phlegming : You keep those ideas inside that mushy little head of yours, or you'll find yourself in our next nosebleed.