What Planet Are You From? (2000)
Garry Shandling: Harold Anderson
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Quotes
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Harold Anderson : I can make a bright light come out of my nose.
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Susan Anderson : [Pregnant Susan at home after the doctor's examination of her 6-weeks-old fetus that appears to be already a perfectly formed 4-to-5-month-old fetus, 0:54:48-0:55:03] I'm scared.
Harold Anderson : There's nothing to worry about. He said it was healthy. That's the important thing, right ?
Susan Anderson : Did you see 'Rosemary's Baby' ?
Harold Anderson : 'Rosemary' who ?
Susan Anderson : No, no, it's...
Harold Anderson : You need to rest. Just sit down and don't think about it.
Susan Anderson : Oh, thanks.
Harold Anderson : No problem.
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Helen Gordon : You're making a noise.
Harold Anderson : That's my penis. It hums.
Helen Gordon : I guess it doesn't know the words. Well, I can teach it a few.
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Graydon : The success of our planet and domination of the universe rests in your hands.
Harold Anderson : Thank you, sir.
Graydon : Now if you'll go with these men, we'll arrange for your transfer, and attach your penis.
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Harold Anderson : I always had a feeling that healing-any-injury thing was bullshit.
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Harold Anderson : [marriage vows] Susan, when I married you the first time I only did it to get in your pants. Now I'm doing it because I want to spend the rest of my life getting into your pants.
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[last lines]
Susan Anderson : Would you please slow down, you're going too fast for the baby.
Harold Anderson : Don't start, I... he was fine in the transporter chamber. Four solar systems, I never heard a peep.
Harold Anderson : Okay, I'll commute.
