5 out of 6 people found the following comment useful :- Unusual and mysterious, 3 July 2005
Author:
Lozenge_of_Love from England, Great Britain
I can't believe that there are so many bad reviews of this. I must say
I liked this film very much. It shows some of the various events that
can happen in and around London and on the underground. I find the
stories unusual and mysterious and also the music and effects that go
with the stories unusual and mysterious. I think people who are very
interested in Britain or England or those who are Britoholics or
Englandoholics should watch "Tube Tales" to see just what can go on in
London. My favourite story from "Tube Tales" was "A Bird in the Hand"
and I also liked "My Father the Liar". I especially liked the imagery
and music of "A Bird in the Hand" and the overall story of "My Father
the Liar". I am not quite sure why some stories are named as they are
-stories such as "Grasshopper" and "Bone" but overall I think "Tube
Tales" was a good and unusual film.
6 out of 8 people found the following comment useful :- Worth watching, if only for one segment, 4 February 2000
Author:
crybaby-2 (t_j_b50@hotmail.com) from Essex, England
Although some segments were poor and some just average, this is worth
watching if only for one segment. 'My father the liar' was brilliantly
directed by Bob Hoskins, and as always Ray Winstone (the father) and Frank
Harper (the station guard who appears in a number of the segments) played
their roles to perfection. The real star however was the young boy who
played the son. Although only on screen for not more than 10 minutes it is
clear that this kid should be a huge British star in the
future.
4 out of 5 people found the following comment useful :- Heartfelt and very funny (spoilers), 8 October 2001
Author:
sleepsev (bearania@yahoo.com) from Bangkok, Thailand
*** This comment may contain spoilers ***
The whole film is one of my most favorite British films of the last five
years, because it is really entertaining and moving. There's not a minute
in
this movie which makes me feel bored. 'Mr. Cool' is cool. 'Horny' is very
funny and lovely. 'My Father, the Liar' gives me some strangely
undescribable feeling. 'Mouth' is amusing. 'A Bird in the Hand' is
affecting. 'Rosebud' is pleasantly strange.
However, my most favorite films are 'Bone' and 'Steal Away', because they
can move me to tears. 'Bone' gives me the tears of joy and make me feel
elated after seeing it. I thought what the guy does is one of the most
beautiful and impressive ways to express feelings. It is one of the most
heartfelt moment in cinema and affects me nearly as strongly as the ending
of Eric Rohmer's 'The Green Ray.'
As for 'Steal Away,' I can't help crying when the criminal turns to wash
the
feet of the foot-washer. I think this moment in 'Steal Away' has something
in common with that moment in 'Bone.' In these two moments, there is some
deep communication between characters without using words. While words
tend
to be deceptive or inadequate to express what one thinks or feels, what
these two characters in different films do is communication from their
hearts, and that leads to real understanding. Though the ending of 'Steal
Away' is a little bit predictable, its effectiveness is not lessened.
While
other films give me a lot of laugh, I feel these two films speak directly
to
my heart.
2 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :- So much for the London Underground.., 6 January 2006
Author:
smiley-32 from Luton, England
I saw this film.. plus I bought it.. I must admit, it's not a bad film.
Something I would watch on a rainy day.. With an all star cast of
British actors.. It's no wonder why 9 stories or films all revolve in
and around the London Underground. I think everyone from Jude Law to
Ewan McGregor who directed the segments of the film. Plus you have
Rachel Weisz and Denise Van Outen all doing their bit just to keep us
entertained..
But at the end of the day. It's a pretty cool film. Hel! They even had
that guy Richard Jobson, who used to interview people in Sky Movies..
Look at him now! He's directing films.. Nice one, man! 9 out 0f 10!
1 out of 2 people found the following comment useful :- Great actors, poor script., 30 May 2007
Author:
trip2themoon from United Kingdom
I saw this last night and was greatly disappointed. When I saw the
wealth of great British talent in the opening credits I thought I was
in for a real treat but sadly there is not one short movie in this
which you could really enjoy. Some were just OK but not one was
anything near great, way too artsy fartsy without any real substance. I
saw New York's Subway Stories a year before I saw this and it was a
great movie. Of the 10 shorts in Subway Stories the only one I disliked
was the one directed by Abel Ferrara. Anyone who has watched Tube Tales
and found it boring should try Subway Stories, it's far more
interesting and it's based on 10 true stories. Overall I give this 4
out of 10, it would have been lower but some of the acting is good.
3 out of 6 people found the following comment useful :- Keeps you interested, 30 April 2001
Author:
Angeneer from Athens, Greece
An overall entertaining collection of stories, which might not have a very
clear message but manages to keep the interest alive. Everyday people in
everyday situations with a punch of humour or drama. Style over content
once
again, but that's not a problem for this movie.
3 out of 6 people found the following comment useful :- Nine short stories set on the London Underground..., 16 November 1999
Author:
The Movie Goblin from London, England
I saw the film at the London Film.
As is often the case with anthology films, some stories work better than
others. None are particularly bad and none are particularly great either.
The best shorts were Armundo Ianucci's "MOUTH" segment that is hilarious and
unexpected, Charles McDougall's "STEAL AWAY" which is great, but starts off
telling one story and ends with another, Stephen 'Lost in Space' Hopkins
"HORNY" which stretches one gag for about ten minutes but gets away with it
and is quite funny, and Gaby Dellal's "ROSEBUD" which is quirky but visually
stimulating but ends without an ending.
Overall, not a bad try, most of the stories work but don't have a
punchline.
0 out of 1 people found the following comment useful :- unusual, loose and pleasing, 17 March 2005
Author:
globalloon2 from United Kingdom
i saw this and was quite pleased with what I saw. The stories were all
very different in style and content. Setting was the obvious common
ground as all the films are shot in and around the London Underground.
I watched a couple at a time rather than the entire collection at once
and I'm glad i did as it gave me time to reflect on them individually.
I don't want to give any plots away, so all i can do is recommend these
films based on their artistic merit. don't expect Hollywood gloss or
loads of stunts; there are only a couple. not all of the shorts even
have a traditional narrative. rather, you are immersed into a life as
it passes through the underground. some unsettling surreality is
balanced with plain old unsettled reality. just like travelling on the
real underground. but beware, once you've seen this film you'll never
want to carry your stash on the train again. In fact, you might just
find yourself cycling around London!
0 out of 1 people found the following comment useful :- artsy, but not bad, 7 October 2003
Author:
J King (blackfractal) from NYC
A collection of surreal, artsy short stories that feel more like visual
narrative poems. If you view it with an eye for artistic style, it's not
bad. Otherwise, the plots fall short in sustaining interest, and it is
hard
(but not impossible) to develop a liking for any of the characters. As a
work of art, 6/10. As a movie, 3/10.
1 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :- Lots of promise, fails to deliver, 20 September 2005
Author:
mark-collins19 from United Kingdom
Sadly this piece is loaded with talent but gives the impression that
the project was managed by a committee.
I suspect it will serve a good piece of social history if you don't
waste a lot of time worrying about the story lines.
If the DVD had been released with more confidence it might have been
nice to have some literature in the packaging. Can you spot I was
desperate for some clues here?
It gets a 3 because of the sterling efforts of Denise Van Outen and
maybe Ray Winstone. I am a big fan of Armando Iannucci who I suspect
had spotted the absence of direction and must have written his story in
his coffee break?
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5 out of 6 people found the following comment useful :-

Unusual and mysterious, 3 July 2005
Author: Lozenge_of_Love from England, Great Britain
I can't believe that there are so many bad reviews of this. I must say I liked this film very much. It shows some of the various events that can happen in and around London and on the underground. I find the stories unusual and mysterious and also the music and effects that go with the stories unusual and mysterious. I think people who are very interested in Britain or England or those who are Britoholics or Englandoholics should watch "Tube Tales" to see just what can go on in London. My favourite story from "Tube Tales" was "A Bird in the Hand" and I also liked "My Father the Liar". I especially liked the imagery and music of "A Bird in the Hand" and the overall story of "My Father the Liar". I am not quite sure why some stories are named as they are -stories such as "Grasshopper" and "Bone" but overall I think "Tube Tales" was a good and unusual film.
6 out of 8 people found the following comment useful :-

Worth watching, if only for one segment, 4 February 2000
Author: crybaby-2 (t_j_b50@hotmail.com) from Essex, England
Although some segments were poor and some just average, this is worth watching if only for one segment. 'My father the liar' was brilliantly directed by Bob Hoskins, and as always Ray Winstone (the father) and Frank Harper (the station guard who appears in a number of the segments) played their roles to perfection. The real star however was the young boy who played the son. Although only on screen for not more than 10 minutes it is clear that this kid should be a huge British star in the future.
4 out of 5 people found the following comment useful :-
Heartfelt and very funny (spoilers), 8 October 2001
Author: sleepsev (bearania@yahoo.com) from Bangkok, Thailand
*** This comment may contain spoilers ***
The whole film is one of my most favorite British films of the last five years, because it is really entertaining and moving. There's not a minute in this movie which makes me feel bored. 'Mr. Cool' is cool. 'Horny' is very funny and lovely. 'My Father, the Liar' gives me some strangely undescribable feeling. 'Mouth' is amusing. 'A Bird in the Hand' is affecting. 'Rosebud' is pleasantly strange.
However, my most favorite films are 'Bone' and 'Steal Away', because they can move me to tears. 'Bone' gives me the tears of joy and make me feel elated after seeing it. I thought what the guy does is one of the most beautiful and impressive ways to express feelings. It is one of the most heartfelt moment in cinema and affects me nearly as strongly as the ending of Eric Rohmer's 'The Green Ray.'
As for 'Steal Away,' I can't help crying when the criminal turns to wash the feet of the foot-washer. I think this moment in 'Steal Away' has something in common with that moment in 'Bone.' In these two moments, there is some deep communication between characters without using words. While words tend to be deceptive or inadequate to express what one thinks or feels, what these two characters in different films do is communication from their hearts, and that leads to real understanding. Though the ending of 'Steal Away' is a little bit predictable, its effectiveness is not lessened. While other films give me a lot of laugh, I feel these two films speak directly to my heart.
2 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :-

So much for the London Underground.., 6 January 2006
Author: smiley-32 from Luton, England
I saw this film.. plus I bought it.. I must admit, it's not a bad film. Something I would watch on a rainy day.. With an all star cast of British actors.. It's no wonder why 9 stories or films all revolve in and around the London Underground. I think everyone from Jude Law to Ewan McGregor who directed the segments of the film. Plus you have Rachel Weisz and Denise Van Outen all doing their bit just to keep us entertained..
But at the end of the day. It's a pretty cool film. Hel! They even had that guy Richard Jobson, who used to interview people in Sky Movies.. Look at him now! He's directing films.. Nice one, man! 9 out 0f 10!
1 out of 2 people found the following comment useful :-

Great actors, poor script., 30 May 2007
Author: trip2themoon from United Kingdom
I saw this last night and was greatly disappointed. When I saw the wealth of great British talent in the opening credits I thought I was in for a real treat but sadly there is not one short movie in this which you could really enjoy. Some were just OK but not one was anything near great, way too artsy fartsy without any real substance. I saw New York's Subway Stories a year before I saw this and it was a great movie. Of the 10 shorts in Subway Stories the only one I disliked was the one directed by Abel Ferrara. Anyone who has watched Tube Tales and found it boring should try Subway Stories, it's far more interesting and it's based on 10 true stories. Overall I give this 4 out of 10, it would have been lower but some of the acting is good.
3 out of 6 people found the following comment useful :-

Keeps you interested, 30 April 2001
Author: Angeneer from Athens, Greece
An overall entertaining collection of stories, which might not have a very clear message but manages to keep the interest alive. Everyday people in everyday situations with a punch of humour or drama. Style over content once again, but that's not a problem for this movie.
3 out of 6 people found the following comment useful :-
Nine short stories set on the London Underground..., 16 November 1999
Author: The Movie Goblin from London, England
I saw the film at the London Film.
As is often the case with anthology films, some stories work better than others. None are particularly bad and none are particularly great either. The best shorts were Armundo Ianucci's "MOUTH" segment that is hilarious and unexpected, Charles McDougall's "STEAL AWAY" which is great, but starts off telling one story and ends with another, Stephen 'Lost in Space' Hopkins "HORNY" which stretches one gag for about ten minutes but gets away with it and is quite funny, and Gaby Dellal's "ROSEBUD" which is quirky but visually stimulating but ends without an ending.
Overall, not a bad try, most of the stories work but don't have a punchline.
0 out of 1 people found the following comment useful :-

unusual, loose and pleasing, 17 March 2005
Author: globalloon2 from United Kingdom
i saw this and was quite pleased with what I saw. The stories were all very different in style and content. Setting was the obvious common ground as all the films are shot in and around the London Underground. I watched a couple at a time rather than the entire collection at once and I'm glad i did as it gave me time to reflect on them individually. I don't want to give any plots away, so all i can do is recommend these films based on their artistic merit. don't expect Hollywood gloss or loads of stunts; there are only a couple. not all of the shorts even have a traditional narrative. rather, you are immersed into a life as it passes through the underground. some unsettling surreality is balanced with plain old unsettled reality. just like travelling on the real underground. but beware, once you've seen this film you'll never want to carry your stash on the train again. In fact, you might just find yourself cycling around London!
0 out of 1 people found the following comment useful :-
artsy, but not bad, 7 October 2003
Author: J King (blackfractal) from NYC
A collection of surreal, artsy short stories that feel more like visual narrative poems. If you view it with an eye for artistic style, it's not bad. Otherwise, the plots fall short in sustaining interest, and it is hard (but not impossible) to develop a liking for any of the characters. As a work of art, 6/10. As a movie, 3/10.
1 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :-

Lots of promise, fails to deliver, 20 September 2005
Author: mark-collins19 from United Kingdom
Sadly this piece is loaded with talent but gives the impression that the project was managed by a committee.
I suspect it will serve a good piece of social history if you don't waste a lot of time worrying about the story lines.
If the DVD had been released with more confidence it might have been nice to have some literature in the packaging. Can you spot I was desperate for some clues here?
It gets a 3 because of the sterling efforts of Denise Van Outen and maybe Ray Winstone. I am a big fan of Armando Iannucci who I suspect had spotted the absence of direction and must have written his story in his coffee break?
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