Becker (1998–2004)

Molly Morgan: Maureen

Quotes 

• Maureen : [holds out her hand]  ATM card?

  Linda : Oh! Yeah, I forgot.

  [hands Maureen the card and begins to walk away] 

  Maureen : Pin number, hello!

  Linda : Oh! Sorry, it's really easy to remember. You take the number of letters in Linda, that's 5. Then you subtract 3, that's the number of fingers my ex-boyfriend has on his left hand. Then you add the number of kids my Uncle Frank has, that's 8. Then you subtract the number of planets in the Solar System, that's 12.

  Maureen : [interrupts]  There are 9 planets.

  Linda : Really?

  [starts counting on her fingers] 

  Linda : Oh well, you're just going to have to remember it. It's 1-2-3-4-5.

  Maureen : Freak!

  [exits the office]