Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore (1983)

Ralph Wright: Eeyore

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Quotes 

• Eeyore : [as he floats in the river]  Don't pay any attention to me. Nobody ever does.

  Rabbit : Eeyore, what are you doing down there?

  Eeyore : Give ya three guesses.

  Winnie the Pooh : Fishing?

  Eeyore : Wrong.

  Roo : Going for a sail?

  Eeyore : Wrong again.

  Rabbit : Oh, waiting for somebody to uh - help you out of the river?

  Eeyore : That's right. Give Rabbit the time, and he'll get the answer.

• Tigger : All I did was cough!

  Eeyore : You bounced.

  Tigger : Coughed!

  Eeyore : Bounced.

  Tigger : Coughed!

• Piglet : Good afternoon, Eeyore.

  Eeyore : Good afternoon, Piglet, if it is a good afternoon, which I doubt.

• [Piglet shows Eeyore the balloon he was going to give him and accidentally popped] 

  Eeyore : My balloon? My birthday balloon? Red. My favorite color. How big was it?

  Piglet : About as big as m-m-m-me.

  Eeyore : My favorite size.

• Eeyore : Tigger, I'd be happy to tell you my secret for winning at Poohsticks.

  Tigger : [eagerly]  Uh, you would?

  Eeyore : It's very easy. You just have to let your stick drop in a twitchy sort of way.

  Tigger : Oh yeah, I forgot to twitch. That was my problem.

  [twitches, then bounces] 

  Tigger : Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

  [we hear a crash] 

  Eeyore : Bounced again.

• Eeyore : It's my birthday, the happiest day of the year.

  Winnie the Pooh : Your birthday?

  Eeyore : Of course. Can't you see all the presents?

  Winnie the Pooh : Nnno.

  Eeyore : Can't you see the cake, the candles, the pink sugar?

  Winnie the Pooh : No.

  Eeyore : Neither can I.

  Winnie the Pooh : Oh. Well, many happy returns of the day, Eeyore.

  Eeyore : Thank you, Pooh. But we can't all, and some of us don't.

  Winnie the Pooh : Can't all what?

  Eeyore : No gaiety, no song and dance, no "Here We Go 'Round the Mulberry Bush". But don't worry about me, Pooh. Go and enjoy yourself. I'll stay here and be miserable, with no presents, no cake, no candles.

  Winnie the Pooh : Eeyore, wait right here.