3 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
Rubbish... and then some, 8 January 2003
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bitrot from Manchester, UK
Mind-numbingly tedious bilge wherein some funny-looking kids with hairy
feet and oo-ar Devon accents wander round New Zealand getting into
impossibly perilous situations, the odds stacked against them like a
great big stacked thing (with horns!), and then escape while their
adversaries inexplicably kill each other instead. It makes the A Team
look well written.
There's a big battle scene at the end which is really exciting provided
you haven't already seen Spartacus, Braveheart, Gladiator, Star Wars,
the first awful Rings film and indeed any other big-budget film made in
the last 40 years. Otherwise it's just dull.
If you're really at a loose end and tempted to see this film, give
serious consideration to tuning in to BBC Parliament instead and
watching a select committee live from the Welsh Assembly.
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