Treehouse Hostage (1999)
Jim Varney: Carl Banks
Quotes
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Buddy : [taking off Carl's fake women's eyelashes] What'd you put these on with, airplane glue?
Carl Banks : Ouch! How do I look?
Buddy : Like a movie star.
Carl Banks : Yeah, which one?
Buddy : Ever see Nightmare on Elm Street?
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Timmy Taylor : [the boys find out Principal Ott is Carl's old boss who had him turned in] Ott the Snot! I mean, Principal Snot, I mean...
Principal Ott : Timmy Taylor...
Carl Banks : You two know each other?
Boys : He's our principal!
Carl Banks : [to Ott] They let you work with kids?
Principal Ott : Who would ever suspect an elementary school principal?
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Timmy Taylor : We checked out the old Johnson place.
Carl Banks : I told you kids to stay away from there, you could get hurt.
Stevie : Or worse, we know.
Timmy Taylor : There were these two guys there, they looked like cops.
Carl Banks : They are cops, not the kind you want to run into. They're the boss's guys, he keeps them around to minimize suspicion.