Drive Me Crazy (1999)

Mark Webber: Dave

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• Dave : What's wrong with wanting to be liked?

  Chase : You want them to like you, Dave? Tell them to go fuck themselves. People like that need people like you, otherwise there's twice as much trawsh and no one to take it out.

  Dave : You're totally losing me.

  [Dave's pager goes off] 

  Chase : Don't go Dave. There's sober people there. They just don't want to leave the party.

  Dave : I can't not go.

• Dave : Hey, I finally downloaded the original Space Invaders. I'm talking quality 1981 graphics here.

• Dave : Why are we doing this?

  Chase : As a protest.

  Dave : Of what?

  Ray : People, right?

  Chase : Sheep.

  Ray : Check, Dave. We're doing this to protest sheep.

  Dave : And what specifically about sheep do we object to?

  Ray : Chase?

  Chase : General herding mentality.

• Ray : I'm staying

  Dave : Why?

  Ray : I like to party. I like to get down.

• Dave : We used to be your friends, if you can remember that far back.

  Chase : You know what I remember, Dave? I remember you cleaning out Eddie Lampell's locker because he said he'd be your friend.

  Dave : I did the guy a favor!

  Chase : I remember you buying Alicia Digressatio at the Student Council Auction last year, and then letting her spend the whole day with her boyfriend.

  Dave : Do you have a point?

  Dave : Yeah, my point is Dave, you're not mad at me. You're jealous.

• Dave : [driving Chase home]  So who was at the party?

  Chase : Everyone.

  Dave : [slams on the brakes]  Everyone was not at the party! I wasn't there.