Drive Me Crazy (1999)

Jordan Bridges: Eddie Lampell

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Quotes 

• Dee Vine : Sorry, Dave. I would've driven him home, but I can't drive his car. It's a stick.

  Eddie Lampell : Well, I'll show you how to drive a stick right now. Here it is. Come on.

  Dee Vine : I meant a real car, Eddie, not a matchbox.

• Eddie Lampell : The key to pleasing a woman is sweet talk. You're so beautiful. Have you lost weight? And then there are the three words that always seal the deal for me...

  Chase : Another tequila shot?

• Eddie Lampell : Who would you rather do: Agent Scully or Gillian Anderson?

  Alicia DeGasario : They're the same person, you idiot.

  Eddie Lampell : [to Chase]  How about you?

  Chase : Let's see, a flaky, self-absorbed actress or a gun-toting, badass FBI agent with years of pent-up sexual tension? No contest.

  Eddie Lampell : My man. What I wouldn't do to Scully...

  Alicia DeGasario : I'm sure she's been drooled on before.

• [Eddie is beating up Dave] 

  Eddie Lampell : What are you thinking Designated Dave? Huh? This isn't Revenge of the Nerds, man! No radioactive spider bit you!

• Eddie Lampell : You think you're Miss Thing. But you know what? You're just a wanna-be who got lucky with a case of bulimia!