Charlie's Angels (2000)
Lucy Liu: Alex
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Quotes
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Roger Corwin : You're very good. With your hands. I could use someone like you on my staff.
Alex : Thanks for the offer but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.
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Alex : Your methodologies are antiquated and weak. Your procedures of approval ensure that only the least radical ideas are rewarded. Meanwhile your competition is innovating.
[whip]
Dylan : [quietly] Ow.
Alex : You. What was the last suggestion you made to your boss?
Red Star Systems Techie : I said the coke machine should be free.
Alex : Why?
Red Star Systems Techie : Because caffeine helps us program.
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Alex : All right, let's get one thing straight between us.
Jason Gibbons : Go ahead. We're way past keeping secrets at this point.
Alex : This is gonna be long, hard and rough.
Jason Gibbons : Sometimes when it's rough I just get there faster.
Alex : If you don't diffuse this bomb, Logan, LA is gonna become a new underwater attraction.
Jason Gibbons : Which wire? The red one or the blue one?
Alex : Bump bump baah.
Jason Gibbons : That is not helping.
Alex : Ooh, my muffins.
Jason Gibbons : This is stupid. Why wouldn't I just yank the wire.
Alex : No honey, the real mechanism is inside encased in a titanium shell, if you trip the external feedback circuit the bomb will detonate.
Jason Gibbons : Wow! You know for a bikini waxer you know an awful lot about bombs.
Alex : Isn't it amazing how much you can learn off of the internet?
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Alex : Jason, I haven't been honest with you; I'm not a bikini waxer!
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Alex : What do you know, a guy who speaks Natalie.
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Alex : Oh, my God, you're hit!
Jason Gibbons : No, it's nothing. I mean the squibs hurt a little when they go off but... what happened to my trailer?
Alex : Jason
Jason Gibbons : Were you in there while that happened? I mean, look at it!
Alex : Jason, I haven't been completely honest with you. I'm not a bikini waxer.
Jason Gibbons : Bummer. I mean... that was kind of a turn on.
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Alex : They're not Chinese, they're not fighting, they're blueberry!
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Alex : Let's see if I can win the teddy bear!
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Jason Gibbons : So when do I get to meet this Charlie.
Alex : Well, Charlie's not a very social person.
Jason Gibbons : But Charlie's a chick right? I mean, she's definitely a woman?
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Charlie : With the micro-camera we planted on Corwin's briefcase, we've been able to study Red Star's layout.
Alex : There's the mainframe, just behind that door.
Eric Knox : Well, that's where my software would be, but the security looks incredible.
Alex : Yeah. Restricted access.
Dylan : Fingerprint ID.
Natalie : Retinal scanner.
Charlie : Angels, break it down.
Dylan : Only two directors at Red Star have access to the mainframe room. In order to get through the security system, they have to synchronize their entrance. A gelatin scanning plate takes exact fingerprints.
Natalie : A laser accurate to .009 millimeters scans the retina.
Alex : The mainframe is accessible only through an airless antechamber. A surveillance-monitored clean room.
Natalie : There's only one way to get through undetected: be invisible.
Alex : The floor is rigged with pressure sensitivity. Any contact which exceeds .25 seconds will trigger the alarm.
Vivian Wood : Sounds impossible.
Natalie : Sounds like fun.
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Alex : Why do they always run?
