Charlie's Angels (2000)

Drew Barrymore: Dylan

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• [one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door] 

  Bosley : What do you call this?

  Dylan : Chinese fighting muffin.

  Bosley : That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.

• Chad : Is it the eggs?

  Dylan : It's not the eggs.

  Chad : Is it the boat?

  Dylan : No, it's not the boat, I have to go though.

  Chad : Is it the Chad?

  Dylan : It might be the Chad.

  Chad : The Chad... It's the Chad!

  [Chad falls into the water] 

• [ordering at the drive through] 

  Dylan : I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?

• Charlie : Good morning, angels.

  Dylan , Natalie , Alex : Good morning, Charlie!

• Alex : Your methodologies are antiquated and weak. Your procedures of approval ensure that only the least radical ideas are rewarded. Meanwhile your competition is innovating.

  [whip] 

  Dylan : [quietly]  Ow.

  Alex : You. What was the last suggestion you made to your boss?

  Red Star Systems Techie : I said the coke machine should be free.

  Alex : Why?

  Red Star Systems Techie : Because caffeine helps us program.

• Dylan : And that's kicking your ass!

• [mocking Eric Knox] 

  Dylan : I don't know how to make chicken... jerk.

• Natalie : Where's Knox? Is he OK?

  Dylan : He's fine. He's the bad guy.

• Chad : Starfish, I would just like to say that I'm honored, honored to see you taking an interest in my work and I also think you're very pretty and... (sees girls getting scuba gear on) Starfish? Where are you going? Starfish are you going swimming? Where are you going? Where are you going again Starfish? Was it the Chad?

  Dylan : No the Chad was great.

  Chad : The Chad was great.

• Dylan : The kidnapping was a setup. He's behind the whole thing.

  Natalie : What? Why?

  Dylan : He wasn't exactly forthcoming when he shot me out the window.

• Dylan : Figures that I would find the perfect guy, and he would already have the perfect girl.

• [last lines] 

  Dylan : To Charlie.

  Alex : To Charlie.

  Natalie : To Charlie.

  Bosley : To Charlie.

  [falls over] 

  Bosley : Let me toast you ladies, with some ice cubes!

• Bosley : This place, it's Japanese, is it not?

  Roger Corwin : It's a 13th-century Shinto temple. I had it...

  [Bosley opens his mouth and leans forward, so his molar transmitter gets a clear signal] 

  Roger Corwin : I had it FedExed from Kyoto. Blowfish?

  Bosley : Isn't that poisonous?

  Roger Corwin : It's a rare delicacy, for the man who has no fear of an excruciating death.

  Dylan : Technically, 1 in 60 is fatal.

  Bosley : [trying a piece, then feigning falling over dead]  Tastes like chicken. That would go very nicely with broccoli.

• Eric Knox : You know, Dylan, I think under different circumstances, I think you and I would've made a great couple.

  Dylan : Yeah, if you hadn't shot me out the window and tried to kill everyone I love, I think we could have had a chance.

• Dylan : Corwin had nothing to do with this.

  Eric Knox : No. But I never really liked him.

  Dylan : And the kidnapping was a setup.

  Eric Knox : 'Fraid so.

  Dylan : And Red Star was a setup.

  Eric Knox : Uh-huh. You got it all figured out. Any other questions?

  Dylan : Why?

  Eric Knox : Ask your boss.

• Charlie : With the micro-camera we planted on Corwin's briefcase, we've been able to study Red Star's layout.

  Alex : There's the mainframe, just behind that door.

  Eric Knox : Well, that's where my software would be, but the security looks incredible.

  Alex : Yeah. Restricted access.

  Dylan : Fingerprint ID.

  Natalie : Retinal scanner.

  Charlie : Angels, break it down.

  Dylan : Only two directors at Red Star have access to the mainframe room. In order to get through the security system, they have to synchronize their entrance. A gelatin scanning plate takes exact fingerprints.

  Natalie : A laser accurate to .009 millimeters scans the retina.

  Alex : The mainframe is accessible only through an airless antechamber. A surveillance-monitored clean room.

  Natalie : There's only one way to get through undetected: be invisible.

  Alex : The floor is rigged with pressure sensitivity. Any contact which exceeds .25 seconds will trigger the alarm.

  Vivian Wood : Sounds impossible.

  Natalie : Sounds like fun.

• Alex : I don't know if I can keep up this façade with Jason anymore.

  Dylan : You don't want to be a man who's intimidated by a strong woman, anyway.

  Alex : You know, they come on all lovey-dovey until they find out I can shatter a cinderblock with my forehead.

  Natalie : I love that trick.

• Chad : Good morning Starfish.

  Dylan : Good morning Chad. Sweet Chad.

• Dylan : Hold that thought.

• Pasqual : You crazy bastard!

  Dylan : [as Mr. Jones]  I think you mean crazy bitch.