Sex and the City (1998–2004)

Kim Cattrall: Samantha Jones

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• Samantha : You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing.

• Samantha : Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

• Samantha : You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big.

• Samantha : I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass.

  Charlotte : You had sex with Danny?

  Samantha : Sure, he's cute, straight and we've known him for ten years. Haven't we all had sex with Danny?

  Carrie : Oh yeah, that one weekend I was bored.

  Charlotte : Just a New Year's Eve kiss.

  Miranda : I showed him a boob in a coat checkroom.

  Carrie : Just one?

  Miranda : I sensed he couldn't commit.

• Samantha : The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.

• Samantha : I'm a tri-sexual. I'll try anything once.

• Charlotte : Is it so much to ask that you not wear your dress up around your see-you-next-Tuesday?

  Samantha : My what?

  Charlotte : See... you... next

  Carrie : Tuesday? Oh my god, was that a Schoolhouse Rock I missed?

• Samantha : I once dated a guy 'cause he had a pool. I'd go over and get all cocoa-buttered up. His mom brought my Kool-Aid

  Carrie : Kool-Aid?

  Samantha : Yeah, I was thirteen! And honey, you should have seen my tan!

• Samantha : You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there: every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.

• Samantha : What am I supposed to say? "Hi, this is my lesbian lover. And p.s.: I'm done with dick"?

• Samantha : There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.

• Samantha : I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes, when I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.

• Samantha : Well, I don't know how you people do it. All that emotional chow-chow. It's exhausting.

• Samantha : It's monogamy. I must have caught it from you people!

• Samantha : You get married and hope for the best. If it doesn't work out you'll get divorced. You can take tap with Bojangles over here.

  Carrie : No I can't take a vow of for ever and ever if what I mean is for the forseeable future. I couldn't do that to Aiden.

• Samantha : All this emotional chow-chow, it's exhausting!