South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

Mike Judge: Kenny's Goodbye

Quotes 

• Cartman : [to Kyle]  Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!

  Mr. Garrison : Eric, did you just say the F-word?

  Cartman : Jew?

  Kyle : No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!

  Mr. Garrison : Kyle!

  Cartman : Why the fuck not?

  Mr. Garrison : Eric!

  Stan : Dude, you just said "fuck" again!

  Mr. Garrison : Stanley!

  Kenny : Fuck!

  Mr. Garrison : Kenny!

  Cartman : What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.

  Mr. Garrison : [angrily]  How would you like to go see the school counselor?

  Cartman : How would you like to suck my balls?

  [the whole class gasps] 

  Mr. Garrison : [furiously]  What did you say?

  Cartman : I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...

  [Cartman picks up a megaphone] 

  Cartman : HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?

  [Mr. Garrison is so furious that no word comes out of his mouth] 

  Stan : Holy shit, dude.

• Kenny : Goodbye, you guys.

• Kenny's Mom : Well, fine. You go ahead and miss church and then when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!

  Kenny : [pauses]  Okay!

• [his last words] 

  Kenny : Mmf mm mpf mm mommmppf mmf momm mmom mf mff. Mff mffs mmmph mmf, mmph? Mmmpf mpph.

• Kyle : Thank you Kenny.

  Stan : Yeah, thanks for going back to Hell for us. You're a real pal.

  [Kenny turns around to face the boys and pulls down his hood, revealing his face] 

  Kenny : Goodbye, you guys

  [fades away]