- Olive Oyl: I propose the Bachelor Act. I hope this motion is carried. The Bachelor tax will convince each guy that its cheaper to be married.
- Olive Oyl: [singing] If I were President, If I were President, I'd pick up feminine morale, And get a man for every gal, More holidays would get my strong consent, If I were President!
- Olive Oyl: I propose the Women Wear The Pants In The Family Act. This program is quite ambitious. They'll be handsome secretaries for every lady's lap, while hubby stays home washing dishes.
- Congressional Elephants, Congressional Donkeys: [after Cupid, Secretary of Love, fires a machine gun of arrows into the Congress, singing] Oh, she's a jolly good female, She's a jolly good female, She's a jolly good female, We love our President!