- Donkey Kong: I'm out of here, Banana Slamma!
- King K. Rool: What *does* that mean?
- Funky Kong: I don't know, but it's kinda catchy!
- Candy Kong: Look what you've done! You've taken away the only ape I ever loved! Are you happy now?
- Donkey Kong: Pretty happy, yeah.
- Candy Kong: Well, you won't be for long, buddy!
- Kutlass: Plunder, pillage, sack and loot...
- Scurvy: Gar, shut up!
- Donkey Kong: You see, the thing I don't remember most is being a Kroc. You're sure I'm not some kind of monkey?
- Scurvy: Boy, you'd be as Kroc as they come, Donkey Kroc! Sees for yerself!
- [Skurvy pulls a mirror frame in front of Donkey Kong and mimics his every move]