Still Crazy (1998)

Hans Matheson: Luke Shand

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Quotes 

• Luke Shand : You people are really something, you know that? All you want is a few free drinks and a chance to tear people down. Those guys deserve a bit more respect. You bunch of wankers!

  [reaming the journalists who just finished grilling band members at a press conference] 

• Beano : What do you think then, Luke?

  Luke Shand : I thought we were shit, guys.

  Les : Kill that racket, Hughie.

  Beano : Come again?

  Luke Shand : We were totally crap, I mean, especially on 'Heartbreaker'. I think we should dump that altogether.

  Tony Costello : It's a classic!

  Luke Shand : Well, maybe we should agree on what key it's in.

  Les : B-flat.

  Ray Simms : C.

  Tony Costello : G.

• Hughie : Hope this isn't another Sunderland!

  [speaking of Ray's mood swings] 

  Luke Shand : What happened at Sunderland?

  Beano : He tried to slash his wrists with my Swiss Army knife.

  Les : Yeah, he'd never find the blade.