Still Crazy (1998)

Timothy Spall: David 'Beano' Baggot

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Quotes 

• Beano : You know what they say. "If at first you don't succeed... "

  Hughie : "Pull your foreskin over your heed."

• Beano : Are you still a road dog, Hughie?

  Hughie : Nah. The last tour I did was ten years ago. It was Aerosmith, but they've gone and cleaned up their act. It's all wheatgrass juice and fuckin' pumpkin seeds. I hope you guys are still crazy, or I'm outta here.

• Les : [pointing to at the girls T-Shirt]  Where did you get that T-Shirt

  Beano : Looks like '77's been through the wash a few times

  Dutch Lady : 'Tis my father's, he say best band he ever saw.

  Les : Oh.

  Dutch Lady : My father, he died.

  Beano : Oh.

  Les : Oh... That's a shitter.

  Ray Simms : It's another sign, Brian sent them.

• Beano : [Playing a game to name bands with parts of the body as part of their name]  Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show!

  Clare : Objection, your honor!

  Hughie : Objection sustained.

  Beano : Well, some people 'ave hooks instead of hands.

  Les : Yeah, but it's not part of the body; it's not... anotomical.

  Beano : It is if you haven't got a fuckin' hand!

• Karen Knowles : [after almost running Beano over as he runs from the tax man]  Beano!

  Beano : What the fuck are you doing here?

  Tony Costello : How do you feel about getting the Fruits together again, Beano?

  Beano : Not a moment too soon, my old son!

• Beano : What do you think then, Luke?

  Luke Shand : I thought we were shit, guys.

  Les : Kill that racket, Hughie.

  Beano : Come again?

  Luke Shand : We were totally crap, I mean, especially on 'Heartbreaker'. I think we should dump that altogether.

  Tony Costello : It's a classic!

  Luke Shand : Well, maybe we should agree on what key it's in.

  Les : B-flat.

  Ray Simms : C.

  Tony Costello : G.

• Ray Simms : Beano, you are definitely our strongest link to the past. In all the time I've known you man, spirtually, emotionally there's been like zero growth. You're what they call a "flat liner".

  Beano : Well it's better than being a wanker!

• Hughie : [answering phone in the middle of the night]  Hello?

  Beano : [through phone, still playing bandname/body part game]  "Cockney Rebel"? Cock? Knee? That's two points that is!

• Beano : You were engaged to a Guinness heiress, wasn't it?

  Tony Costello : Yeah, but they paid me to go away.

  Beano : Not enough from the look of ya.

  Tony Costello : Never is, man.

• Beano : [to the Lady In Black]  So you're not from the Inland Revenue, then?

• Les : Like the t-shirt. What's that mean?

  Ray Simms : It's a Zen quotation.

  Les : Is it?

  Beano : I thought it was Japanese for Calvin Klein.

• Snotty Reporter : So which Fruit's which?

  Beano : Well, I'm Posh Fruit. Les is Sour Fruit, and Ray's the only one that's got any money so he's Bread Fruit.

  Zoë : So what does that make you, Brian? Bruised Fruit?

• Hughie : Hope this isn't another Sunderland!

  [speaking of Ray's mood swings] 

  Luke Shand : What happened at Sunderland?

  Beano : He tried to slash his wrists with my Swiss Army knife.

  Les : Yeah, he'd never find the blade.

• Karen Knowles : [referring to Ray's mental state]  This could be serious. He's on Prozac. Astrid told me.

  Beano : Prozac and alfafa sprouts? That could be lethal.