Three to Tango (1999)

Oliver Platt: Peter Steinberg

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• Peter Steinberg : You've made your big gay bed and now you must slumber gaily in it!

• Oscar Novak : I'm never going to have sex again!

  Peter Steinberg : Oh, of course you will. Just maybe not with a woman.

• Peter Steinberg : You do know there are other fish in the sea?

  Oscar Novak : But what if you found *the* fish?

• [Peter is standing with a tub of hair gel and a weird hairdo] 

  Oscar Novak : What the hell happened to your head?

  Peter Steinberg : I've been here for nine hours. I got bored.

  Oscar Novak : You're a very strange man. Now, will you get out of my apartment?

  Peter Steinberg : What happened? Oscy... Oscy... it's six in the morning.

  Oscar Novak : It was awful, OK? As soon as we left the gallery, our cab caught on fire. THEN, she elbowed me in the face. THEN, we both threw up. THEN, she slammed a car handle into my balls, OK? The entire night was a total disaster.

  Peter Steinberg : You're in love with her.

  Oscar Novak : Pretty much.

• Peter Steinberg : Oscy, I'm a professional. I went to graduate school. I did all-nighters my senior year. I did a semester in Egypt. Do you have any idea what toilet paper feels like in Egypt? I delivered cinnamon rolls on a truck with bad suspension for three years! Do you know what that does to your kidneys? My poor kidneys! My freaking kidneys! My poor freaking kidneys! My freaking, scarred, bruised kidneys!

• Peter Steinberg : Don't make me make you my prison bitch.

• Peter Steinberg : Do you have any idea what toilet paper feels like in Egypt?