The All New Adventures of Laurel & Hardy in 'for Love or Mummy' (1999)

Bronson Pinchot: Stanley Thinnius Laurel

Quotes 

• Hardy : We've got to split up.

  Laurel : Don't you want to try counseling.

  Hardy : It's far too expensive. Not that kind of split up!

• Hardy : Dream boat... that's what she'll say when she sees me...

  Laurel : When I see you, I think tug boat

• Hardy : Well Stanley, when you're the biggest dog on the porch, no one will care how loud you bark!

  Laurel : Your bark is worse than your over-bite...

• Laurel : Say, when you were in Egypt, did you happen to see the Eifel Tower?

  Hardy : Stanley, The Eiffel Tower is not in Egypt... it's in Indiana!