- Trixie Friganza, Herself: No, he never gets wise when I spell. Yet somebody told Granny about your, eh, P-A-R-T-Y and that I got T-I-G-H-T.
- Trixie Friganza, Herself: Gee, I wish I could offer you a H-I-G-H-B-A-double-L. No, I never D-R-I-N-K around the H-O-U-S-E. Sure, I got a bottle of S-C-O-C-T-H hidden upstairs. I always take a little N-I-P after a S-O-U-S-E