The Emperor's New Clothes (1987)

Julian Chagrin: Duke

Quotes 

• The Emperor : [the tailors use strange measurements]  Duke, you realize I have bigger whoopets than the Maharajah?

  Duke : Oh, congratulations, Your Majesty.

  The Emperor : Thank you. I wonder what they are. I hope it's nice.

• Duke : I can't see a thing. I AM unfit for my office. My wife was absolutely right!

• The Emperor : It's diamond thread! Diamond makes a spectrum, and blue and red make...

  Duke : Uh... reddy-blue?

  Prime Minister : Uh... bluey-red?

  The Emperor : Blue and red make PURPLE!