Free Enterprise (1998)

Jonathan Slavin: Dan

Quotes 

• Dan : Maybe she's like Catherine Tremell in "Basic Instinct", you know? One day she's just going to plunge an ice pick into his nose.

  Mark : He'd probably enjoy that. Killed by a naked blonde who doesn't wear underwear to the strains of a Jerry Goldsmith score. Come to think of it, I'd sort of dig that myself.

• Dan : [trying to pick up a waitress]  I was going to write my phone number on the check.

  Mark : That's romantic. Why not just leave an engagement ring with the valet while you're at it?