Free Enterprise (1998)

Spencer Klein: Young Robert

Quotes 

• [Shatner just asked Robert why he started the fight] 

  Young Robert : Well... it was something he said.

  Imaginary William Shatner : What'd he say?

  Young Robert : You really don't want to know.

  Imaginary William Shatner : I really do want to know!

  Young Robert : He said that Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk.

  [pause] 

  Imaginary William Shatner : Kick the little fucker's ass.

• [Young Robert was in a fight with a larger kid while wearing a gold Starfleet uniform, when William Shatner appears to him] 

  Imaginary William Shatner : I think I ought to tell you that that, uh, Aryan youth is gonna kick you into oblivion.

  Young Robert : But what about in "Arena" when Kirk fought the Gorn? That giant lizard monster was three times as big as him!

  Imaginary William Shatner : My boy, that was a TV show. I used a stunt double. I always use a stunt double. Except in love scenes. I insist on doing those myself.

  Young Robert : Well, what would you do to avoid a fight?

  Imaginary William Shatner : I wouldn't dress like a geek. Gold is not your color. Think earth tones.