Free Enterprise (1998)

Ethan Glazer: Young Mark

Quotes 

• Young Mark : So you're saying I should engage my advanced-for-a-twelve-year-old intellect and use logic?

  Imaginary William Shatner : Logic is the other guy's schtick, but yes.

• Mark's Mom : Mark, Mark, what are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to go to that movie - that "Star Track" movie.

  Young Mark : Oh, Mom, how many times do I have to tell you? "Track" is what a train goes on, okay? "Trek" is what the Enterprise goes on, okay?

  Mark's Mom : Yeah, and they say the pain of childbirth ends with labor.