200 Cigarettes (1999)

Paul Rudd: Kevin

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• Lucy : You need to find somebody that likes you the way you are.

  Kevin : And who would possibly like me the way I am?

  Lucy : I have no idea.

• Kevin : Did you know that cigarettes are a shield against meaningful interaction with people?

• Kevin : You let somebody move in with you, you make all these little compromises to smooth things along, and the next thing you know, you're on some macrobiotic diet and you're listening to Joni Mitchell.

• Kevin : Look, I'm just gonna go home and kill myself. You wanna share a cab?

  Lucy : So I can pass out and wake up *alone* on New Year's Day?

• Lucy : In the five years we've known each other, have you once even ever considered having sex with me? Apart from tonight. You don't think I'm attracted to you.

  Kevin : I don't think you're attracted to half the men you sleep with.

  Lucy : You think I'm a slut!

  Kevin : What? No.

  Lucy : Yeah, you think I'm a big slut.

  Kevin : I don't think you're a slut. A skanky little ho maybe, but never a slut.

  Lucy : The truth is, you're afraid.

  Kevin : What? I'm afraid. I'm, yeah, OK, you... I feel so naked right now. I'm totally afraid.

  Lucy : It is so obvious.

  Kevin : And so ridiculous.

  Lucy : Prove it.

  Kevin : I don't have to prove anything.

  Lucy : I dare you. Kevin, I dare you to fuck me.

• [Lucy hands Kevin a bag] 

  Kevin : What's this?

  Lucy : It's your birthday present, fuck head, open it.