200 Cigarettes (1999)

Dave Chappelle: Disco Cabbie

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• Disco Cabbie : Everybody's having fun out here. They drinking, they fighting, they pissing on the streets. It's New Year's Eve. They loving the ladies.

• [last lines] 

  Disco Cabbie : If you remember anything that I tell you, remember this: James Brown is the baddest motherfucker in show business.

• Disco Cabbie : One of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen in my life rolled up, and I'm not one to call women ugly, but I think this woman was, because she had a penis.

• Disco Cabbie : [Ellie is riding with Disco Cabbie complaining about finding Kevin with Lucy]  Uh, I'm sensing a lot of hostility coming from the back seat.

  Ellie : Oh, really? That's very astute.

  Disco Cabbie : Well, that's not good for me, man. That kind of energy damages the plush interior of my cab, right? And you're blowing a $5.00 high, mama. You need to find yourself a man who's secure enough to appreciate you for the superior woman that you are. I like a strong woman.

  Ellie : Oh... yeah. Mm-hmm.

  Disco Cabbie : And you are a strong woman. If I was you, I would pull over with me and celebrate our strength together. What do you think about that, baby?

  Ellie : This corner's great. This corner's fantastic for me.