- Grandma Peabody: Fester, you and Job go fetch Prudence a drink.
- Cousin Prudence: I never drink before five.
- Fester: Aw, that's all right, we haven't got any clocks out here!
- Grandma Peabody: Come in and sit a spell while Fester fetches some corn liquor.
- Cousin Prudence: I'd prefer a martini.
- Jobe: Uh well, what's it made out of? I coulda made some and not knowed the name... Well, I *could* have.