Twitch City (1998–2000)

Don McKellar: Curtis

Quotes 

• Nathan : [to a visibly annoyed Curtis]  Frooty O's are NOT cat food.

  Curtis : She likes them.

  Nathan : She does not like them. The bowl is full. And even if she did - EVEN if she loved them, even if she ate them everyday, she would die within a week, because this CRAP has absolutely no nutritional value whatsoever.

  Curtis : Yeah, but they sure taste good.

  Nathan : They're not life-sustaining Curtis! Technically they're not even food!

  Curtis : [raising his voice]  Well what's was I suppose to do? I didn't want to waste them on her in the first place, but there was no food!

  Nathan : There was no food.

  Curtis : No, there was no cat food, okay? So don't blame this on me.

  Nathan : CURtis.

  Nathan : What?

  Nathan : Do we have to do this?

  Curtis : [sighs meekly]  Please. I'm trying to watch the show?

  Nathan : Curtis. The WHEEL.