Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)

John Patrick White: Brian Berry

Quotes 

• [after accidentally firing a crossbow and nearly killing the teachers pet] 

  Mrs. Tingle : Don't tease us, Mr. Berry. When you shoot, make it count.

  Brian Berry : It wasn't... I-I mean-I didn't think that...

  Mrs. Tingle : No, because that would require a cerebrum, and a few other missing parts.