Mystery Men (1999)

Dane Cook: Waffler

Quotes 

• Waffler : I also have this theme song: Waffle Man! The Waffler! Gold and crispy! Bad guys are history!

• Waffler : I... am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat.