Mystery Men (1999)
Claire Forlani: Monica
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Quotes
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Monica : I don't find you threatening.
Mr. Furious : Oh! Well, you're very, uh... you're very, uh... kind.
Monica : At all.
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[Monica is trying to eat dinner behind the counter when Mr. Furious approaches to try to strike up a conversation. He notices photographs of motorcycles in the magazine she is reading]
Mr. Furious : You're into motorcycles.
Monica : [uninterested] No, not really.
Mr. Furious : Oh. 'Cause I got a motorcycle.
Monica : [She nods without looking up] Yeah, what kind?
Mr. Furious : It's a Harley...
Monica : A Harley!
Mr. Furious : [He nods, then lurches into honesty] ... compatible. It's a Harley-compatible. Basically the same engineering.
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Mr. Furious : That could work. I'm a loose cannon. I'm unpredictable. I stormed off, why can't I storm back?
Monica : Or, you could just say you're sorry.
Mr. Furious : Do you think there's a really angry way I can say I'm sorry?
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Monica : What's your name?
Mr. Furious : D-do you mean my secret identity? 'Cause I couldn't...
Monica : No, I just mean your name.
Mr. Furious : My name. Ummm... wow. Okay... It's... Phoenix... Phoenix Dark... Dirk... Phoenix... Dark Dirk. I was christened Dirk Steel and then I changed it to Phoenix...
Monica : Forget about it. It's okay.
Mr. Furious : It's Roy! That's, that's my name. My... my real name is Roy.
Monica : Just. Be. Roy. Okay?
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Mr. Furious : I just want to be there when the team rescues Amazing.
Monica : Well, you could go back.
Mr. Furious : Actually, I can't. I just left this morning.
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Monica : Hi.
Mr. Furious : Hi.
Monica : You okay?
Mr. Furious : Yeah. I just wanted to say I had a great time tonight, and you were really nice to me. And, I would love to, uh, to ask you out sometime. But if I don't call you, I just want you to know it's because I'm dead.
Monica : Hmm.
Mr. Furious : Yeah, me and my team, we're gonna take out Casanova Frankenstein. And, uh, it's pretty much a suicide mission, so, uh, if there's anything you wanna say to me, I think now would probably be a good time to say it, just 'cause...
Monica : Okay. Yeah. I got a question for you.
Mr. Furious : Cool. Kick it.
Monica : What's your name?
Mr. Furious : Wait, do you mean my secret identity? 'Cause I couldn't...
Monica : No, I just, you know, mean your name.
Mr. Furious : My name? Uhm-- Wow. Okay, uh... It's... Phoenix. Phoenix Dark. Dirk. Phoenix Dark-Dirk. It was uh... I was christened Dirk Steele, and I changed it to Phoenix.
Monica : Forget about it. It's okay.
[Turns to walk away]
Mr. Furious : It's Roy.