June Foray: Rocky, Cartoon Natasha Fatale, Narrator's Mother
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Quotes
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Rocky : Hokey smoke, are you all right?
Bullwinkle : Yes, but I think we're on the wrong show.
[looking at Karen]
Bullwinkle : Look how well they drew that girl.
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[Rocky and Bullwinkle have been flattened by a truck]
Bullwinkle : This movie's getting kinda...
Rocky : Don't say it!
Bullwinkle : Two-dimensional.
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Rocky : I KNEW we shouldn't have left him! We haven't been apart in thirty-five years.
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Rocky : Bullwinkle, you weigh 400 imaginary pounds.
Bullwinkle : Yeah, but it's all moose-le.
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[Natasha has posed as Karen to gain an upper hand, and the real Karen is being arrested for impersonating an FBI Agent]
Rocky : But she really is with the FBI.
Oklahoma Cop : Yeah, and I'm really John Goodman.
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[Rocky and Bullwinkle have their faces censored on news cameras]
Bullwinkle : Hey, Rocky, your face is all blurry.
Rocky : Yours too.
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Bullwinkle : Rocky's right, Karen, and two rights don't make a wrong.
Rocky : Bullwinkle, that's not what you mean!
Bullwinkle : You mean two rights do make a wrong?
Rocky : No!
Bullwinkle : I always thought two rights made a U-turn.
Karen : I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Bullwinkle : Well, let's find out. Two U-turns make a circle, two circles make a figure-8, two figure-8's make a butterfly...
Karen : Look, all I want from you guys are results, okay?
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[first lines]
Narrator : [over stock footage of various historical events in a parody of a newsreel] 1964, a crucial moment in American history: Lyndon Johnson is re-elected to the presidency by a landslide, the New York World's Fair introduces a bright new future...
Narrator : [scene cuts to show an animated Bullwinkle pull Rocky from his hat] and after five scintillating years on the air...
Bullwinkle : Presto!
Narrator : The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show is abruptly cancelled.
Bullwinkle , Rocky : [in unison] Cancelled?
[the boys are pulled off screen to the right by a vaudeville hook as two janitors come by to clean up the mess]
Narrator : Sorry about that, boys.
[screen cuts to a card reading "TODAY", followed by shots of more recent live-action footage]
Narrator : A lot has changed in 35 years: Velcro has replaced the zipper, sneakers have lights on them, the Cold War is over, and The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is still cancelled.
[newsreel ends as a hobo yawns and exits the theater]
Narrator : [cut to Frostbite Falls, Minnesota where things are looking lively with the locals]
Narrator : Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, once the beloved home of Rocky and Bullwinkle had been a thriving cartoon town.
[crossfade to a "third-world country version" of Frostbite Falls]
Narrator : Now, it was crippled by year's of reruns.
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[Bullwinkle is going for a walk in the woods]
Rocky : But Bullwinkle, there aren't any more woods.
Bullwinkle : You don't have to tell me, I'm the Chairman for the Frostbite Falls Society of Wildlife Conversation.
Rocky : You mean "wildlife conSERVation."
Bullwinkle : What'd I say?
Rocky : You said "wildlife conVERSation."
Bullwinkle : Well, somebody's gonna have to start talking about these things.
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Rocky : But Karen, we can't ride to the rescue in a stolen truck.
Bullwinkle : Yeah. Why couldn't you steal something with bucket seats?
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Narrator's Mother : Oh, Sonny. Shut up!
[throws a pan at the narrator]
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Narrator : Meanwhile all was well with our heroes. Rocky was his old self again.
Bullwinkle : Ah i'll never forget our trip to New York to visit President Washington.
Narrator : And so was Bullwinkle. Yes glad to be home in their revitalized little town Rocky the Flying Squirrel took a well deserved joy ride through the sunny skies of Frostbite Falls.
Bullwinkle : Bye.
Rocky : Bye Bye.
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Narrator : Yes things were beginning to look mighty dark for our intrepid heroes.
Bullwinkle : It is getting kind of hard to see.
Rocky : Bullwinkle he means our situation!
Bullwinkle : Oh.
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Bullwinkle , Rocky : ...a barrel of money maybe we're ragged and funny.
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Bullwinkle : Just one minute Officer! Where ever she goes we go!
Rocky : That's right we're a team!
CameraMan : Well she's off to be breaking stones for the next four years
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Bullwinkle : My fans!
Rocky : Bullwinkle these aren't fans. This is an angry mob!
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Rocky : Bullwinkle, we can't go to Washington. We need to get to New York.
Bullwinkle : Now is no time to get the washing done!
Rocky : Not "washing done". Washington!
Bullwinkle : A ton? Well, that is a lot of laundry.
