Dennis the Menace Strikes Again! (1998 Video)

Don Rickles: George Wilson

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Quotes 

• George Wilson : Never trust a guy that's always smiling. And the man lived in his car!

  Martha Wilson : That's a 50 foot motorhome, George.

  George Wilson : Well he doesn't act his age.

  Martha Wilson : Neither do you, George, you act so much older.

• Martha Wilson : George, I thought you hated tea.

  [Stays still for a while] 

  Martha Wilson : What is that terrible smell? A dead rat. George, what in the world?

  George Wilson : It's gardening food. No, no, it's for planting. It's planting food, it's for gardening. Planting food and gardening.

  Martha Wilson : George, are you all right? I mean lately you've been acting strange and even more more strange than usual.

  George Wilson : Nonsense, nonsense!

  [Sips the tea which then has a brown spot on his lip while Martha gets grossed out] 

  George Wilson : Everything is fine.

• George Wilson : Martha! I got new spots, and I think there's something wrong with my tongue, see?

  [shows her his tongue] 

  George Wilson : And I got this kink in my back that everytime I do this

  [lifts his arm] 

  George Wilson : everytime I do that it hurts me.

  Martha Wilson : Then don't do that, George those are the same kinks and the same spots you've had for years.

• George Wilson : Frogs, lizards, forget the plumber, I need an exterminator.

• Girl At Diving Board : Hey Mister, hurry up.

  George Wilson : Shut up, kid, huh?

• Grandpa : I was just trying to help.

  George Wilson : [groans]  That's what Dennis always says.

• George Wilson : Bathtub! Frogs! Bugs! Snakes! Wagon going down the stairs! Cake in the face! Surprise! Happy birthday!

• George Wilson : Rope around the foot! Flying face first! Cement bag! Dennis! Dennis, Dennis, Dennis!

• Sylvester : We're the government. We're here to help you.

  George Wilson : How much is this "help" gonna cost me?

  Sylvester : 200 bucks, upfront.

  George Wilson : [groans]  I'll go get my checkbook.