Ron Jeremy: Mr. Wasserman

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Mr. Wasserman : [blows nose into handkerchief]  Okay. There they are, honey. Smile. Look good for the kids. Ah, welcome to Camp Red Duck, uh

  [looks at clipboard] 

  Mr. Wasserman : Wendy. Please, take a t-shirt. She's excited.

• [last lines] 

  Mr. Wasserman : Ready? Grab your rod and grab your pole take a little trip to the old bung hole. Swing your partner, do-si-do. Drop your pants and away we go. I'm having fun, aren't you, sweetheart?