- Young Man: It's funny. Your worst nightmare always seems so far away. Then, all of a sudden, there it is, like a monstrous tidal wave. You try to escape, but you can't. You struggle and you struggle and you struggle, your desperate cries unheard. Then, something strange happens, you stop struggling. Your cries take flight. You forget you're drowning.
- Alexis: Poor Marco.
- David: Poor bimbo.
- Alexis Chandler Weinberg: Oh don't be such a snob. I think it's sweet.
- David Weinberg: Yeah, so are circus dwarves.
- David Weinberg: What are you doing?
- Alexis Chandler Weinberg: Going to sleep.
- David Weinberg: With your coat on?
- Alexis Chandler Weinberg: Mm-hmm. Good night.
- David Weinberg: Okay, good night.
- Alexis: Did you remember to bring a camera?
- David: I don't know. Did I?
- Alexis: I don't think so.
- David: You're right, I didn't.
- David: It's just a mushroom.
- David: Seven years in a COFFIN with YOU!
- Alexis: Coffin?
- David: Coffin.
- Alexis: Are you sure you want to say that?
- David: I was sure the day I married you.
- Alexis: Do you think we'll make it?
- David: I certainly hope so.
- [Alexis is kissing him]
- David: Three shots and you turn into Mae West.
- Young Man: I'm in love with you,
- [talking to a mushroom]
- Young Man: I mean i know its kind of sudden, now that i laid my eyes on you, well it's just all over.
- [about to take a bite of the mushroom he has in his hand]
- Alexis Chandler Weinberg: Those are poisonous.
- Young Man: Where is he?
- Alexis Chandler Weinberg: Gone.
- Young Man: Did you call the police?
- Alexis Chandler Weinberg: No. No cops.