Notting Hill (1999)
Tim McInnerny: Max
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Quotes
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[who will get the last brownie?]
Anna Scott : Wait, what about me?
Max : Sorry, you think *you* deserve the brownie?
Anna Scott : Well a shot at it at least huh?
William : Well, you'll have to fight me for it, this is a very good brownie.
Anna Scott : I've been on a diet every day since I was nineteen, which basically means I've been hungry for a decade. I've had a series of not nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me. Ah, and every time I get my heart broken, the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment. And it's taken two rather painful operations to get me looking like this.
Honey : Really?
Anna Scott : Really. And, one day not long from now, my looks will go, they will discover I can't act and I will become some sad middle-aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while.
Max : [long pause] Nah, nice try gorgeous, but you don't fool anyone.
William : Pathetic effort to hog the brownie.
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Bella : Which way are you going?
Max : Down Kensington Church Street, then Knightsbridge, then Hyde Park Corner.
Bella : No, crazy, crazy. Go along Bayswater.
Honey : That's right. Then Park Lane.
Bernie : No, straight down to the Cromwell Road, then left.
Max : [they continue arguing about the best routes to the Ritz, Max finally has enough and screeches to a halt] Stop right there! I will decide the route. All right?
William : Sorry Max.
Honey : Sorry Max.
Max : James Bond never has to put up with this sort of shit.
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Keziah : No thanks, I'm a fruitarian.
Max : I didn't realize that.
William : And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian?
Keziah : We believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings, so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have already fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already.
William : Oh, all right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots...
Keziah : Have been murdered, yes.
William : Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly!
