A Night at the Roxbury (1998)

Chazz Palminteri: Benny Zadir

Quotes 

• Mr. Zadir : [Interrupts Doug explaining his concept for a night club]  Wait a minute, did you just grab my ass?

  Doug Butabi : No.

  Mr. Zadir : Do you want to?

  Doug Butabi : [Confused but wanting to impress Mr. Zadir]  No... shh... shh... should I?

  Mr. Zadir : [laughs]  Okay, continue.

• Mr. Zadir : Dooey, did you just grab my ass?

  Dooey : Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibilty.

  Mr. Zadir : Oh, I know your tricks, Dooey!

• New Club Waiter : Mr. Zadir, Dooey just called from Pismo Beach. He says there's no way he could've grabbed your ass.

  Mr. Zadir : What is he up to now?

• Mr. Zadir : [watching Doug and Steve dance with Vivica and Cambi]  There's some good ass grabbing going on there.

• Mr. Zadir : Dooey, we have to stop and get some fluffy whip for the party.

  Dooey : Yes, sir.

  [closes the window between the passengers and driver in the limo] 

  Steve Butabi : But, it has to be fluffy whip in a can.

  Mr. Zadir : He can't hear you.

  Doug Butabi : Hey, Dooey, tell your mom I had a nice time last night.

  Steve Butabi : And your dad.

  Doug Butabi : What?

  Steve Butabi : I mean your sister.

• Mr. Zadir : Wait, I have to say hello to Jim Carrey. Jim! Come here you Pet Detective bastard. Smokin', you crazy son of a bitch!